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re: Weirdest/Worst Date Experience you've ever had?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:19 am to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:19 am to Tigerbait357
During my freshman year of college, I went on a dinner date with a classmate.
Halfway through the meal, he “dropped” his fork under the table. I thought it was weird that he’d attempt to retrieve it instead of simply asking the waitress for a new one.
I was wearing sandals. Suddenly, I feel him licking my toes under the table. I freaked. He pops back up. “Sorry...you didn’t like that?”
I bolted from the restaurant. He may have wanted to break his foot fetish to me a little more gradually.
Halfway through the meal, he “dropped” his fork under the table. I thought it was weird that he’d attempt to retrieve it instead of simply asking the waitress for a new one.
I was wearing sandals. Suddenly, I feel him licking my toes under the table. I freaked. He pops back up. “Sorry...you didn’t like that?”
I bolted from the restaurant. He may have wanted to break his foot fetish to me a little more gradually.
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:21 am to Tigerbait357
Went on a blind date and things were going well and it started getting hot and heavy. While I was reaching my hand up her leg I felt a penis.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:22 am to Averytiger
Hmmm, so you're not into that?...
I kid.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:33 am to Tigerbait357
Went on a first date where I forgot my wallet. That was fun.
Went on another first "date" where I went to this chicks house to drink because she was having people over and she asked me to go. Having people over meant we sat around the coffee table and worked on a 5000 piece puzzle.
There wasn't a second date in either scenario.
Went on another first "date" where I went to this chicks house to drink because she was having people over and she asked me to go. Having people over meant we sat around the coffee table and worked on a 5000 piece puzzle.
There wasn't a second date in either scenario.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:10 am to Tigerbait357
A really attractive woman made first contact on a dating app and asked me out.
We met up for drinks at a popular local bar. She looked great and I was really happy... and then she started asking me a lot of questions.
She wanted to know how often I did online dates, how often I did offline dates, how often I tried to sleep with the woman on the first date, etc. The questions weren't weird, but the way the woman asked them was strange.
I found out later she was a social scientist at Princeton, and she was conducting research on ... you guessed it: online dating.
We met up for drinks at a popular local bar. She looked great and I was really happy... and then she started asking me a lot of questions.
She wanted to know how often I did online dates, how often I did offline dates, how often I tried to sleep with the woman on the first date, etc. The questions weren't weird, but the way the woman asked them was strange.
I found out later she was a social scientist at Princeton, and she was conducting research on ... you guessed it: online dating.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:53 am to Tigerbait357
quote:
I came to find out later before we left that she banged the waiter for our table
Must have been a really good section.
One time I took this girl out and she didn't let me have anal sex with her. Worst night of my life.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:58 am to WITNESS23
quote:this might have been me.
Went on another first "date" where I went to this chicks house to drink because she was having people over and she asked me to go. Having people over meant we sat around the coffee table and worked on a 5000 piece puzzle.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:03 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:he didn't say it was some fat chick
Went on another first "date" where I went to this chicks house to drink because she was having people over and she asked me to go. Having people over meant we sat around the coffee table and worked on a 5000 piece puzzle.
this might have been me.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:05 pm to OWLFAN86
sick burn.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:06 pm to LSUgirl4
I still love you
AS A FRIEND
hate puzzles
AS A FRIEND
hate puzzles
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:25 pm to OWLFAN86
There was a phenomenal thread similar to this one a month or two back. I'm struggling to find it with the googler. Anyone have a link?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:27 pm to THRILLHO
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:39 pm to THRILLHO
This thread always pops up about once a year and it’s always hilarious. One of my favorites from several years back was a dude brought a chick home after the date and they were play wrestling and he decides to slap a chris Jericho lion tamer on her and she has to go to the chiropractor 
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:51 pm to Tigerbait357
Once had a woman (one timer) ask "wow, you didn't even ask if I had any diseases" just after I went down on her.
And that was the first time I got the clap
And that was the first time I got the clap
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
We sat in a parked car for about two hours without saying anything to each other
Must have been a really good movie!
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:55 pm to Tigerbait357
I came here expecting a trillhog thread
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:56 pm to Slagathor
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Slagathor
Bookmarked it so I never lose it again.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:01 pm to Tigerbait357
Met a gorgeous, nice, reserved nurse at a hospital I formally worked for. Asked her out for a late date, not trying to skip a meal ticket, just the way it worked out. About an hour into drinks at a local pub it began thundering like hell outside. She wanted us to go out and look at the storm. When we get out there all hell was breaking loose. That's when she told me it was fantasy to screw during a thunderstorm. Yep, we went into a nearby field and banged it up.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:07 pm to MisterFaster
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Went on a blind date and things were going well and it started getting hot and heavy. While I was reaching my hand up her leg I felt a penis.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 1:26 pm to MisterFaster
This one time a guy's best friend gave me $500 bucks to dress up as a girl and get hot and heavy with the guy until he grabbed my dick. We still laugh about that one.
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