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re: Weirdest/Worst Date Experience you've ever had?

Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:12 pm to
Not really a date story, but I had a girl stalk me once. We worked together, and she would tail me after work to find out my routines. She would pop up at the strangest places, like the comic book store or a gas station. I guess I was a little slow on the uptake back then, because I'd be like "damn, Amy is here again? How is she always where I am?"

It got to the point where when I'd make plans to go out with friends we'd make sure not to tell her where. Yet, she'd be wherever we were.

When I finally figured out what was going on, I had to have an uncomfortable talk with her; "this is fricking weird, and you need to knock that shite off."

It was strange, yet flattering.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36178 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:26 pm to
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It was strange, yet flattering


Particularly in light of the fact you had a chick that was still into you after learning that you frequented comic book stores!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27272 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:29 pm to
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Particularly in light of the fact you had a chick that was still into you after learning that you frequented comic book stores!


And this was in the late 90s, before the Marvel movies made such things cool.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:31 pm to
not helping.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17800 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 4:50 pm to
I asked this chick out to dinner that I had hung out with casually a few times previously and we planned to grab a bite before meeting up with some of her coworkers/friends.

Didn’t have reservations and the wait took forever so by the time her friends were to meet, we were just sitting down so she asked for them to join.

Before they arrive the new girl says I know one of her friends bc she told her we hooked up a few times a while back and said her name. I took “hooked up” as had sex and said I don’t remember hooking up with someone with that name. Her friend arrives and I recognize her as a chick I used to mess around with but never sealed he deal. We messed around a few times before Katrina and I never called her back after all that nonsense.

So here I am at dinner with a new girl I’m trying to get to know and she thinks I sleep around so much I can’t even remember girls name. And at the same time the old chick is asking me personal questions like how my dog is doing and if ever finished remodeling the bathroom, etc. It was obvious we had something previously

Neither of us called each other for a 2nd date
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:13 pm to
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So ole girl tried to hang herself in your shower?


That's what it looked like...and as a 20ish year old kid I was glad she was unsuccessful and made her leave.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40382 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:25 pm to
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Weirdest/Worst Date Experience you've ever had?


Happened roughly 20 years ago.

Brought this really attractive 18 year old to dinner. Where? Crawford's. Yes, Crawford's. It used to be in Denham Springs. Not the one on Staring Lane. Classy, I know.

We finished our meal. She warns me that she's about to be sick. What she didn't warn me was that she was about to empty the previous day's breakfast, lunch and dinner out along with her most recent meal in the parking lot, as she opened her passenger door. Being the gentleman that I am, I got out of my side and ran over to her side to better assist and saw the contents.

Holy moly. For such a little person, she must have emptied out at least 64 ounces of the most vile, pungent and shredded particles of food that she could muster. One might bounce, right?

I ended up marrying her. We're even now. Why? Because when I built our house, I purposely placed the toilet area next to her vanity area in our bathroom. I think she is actually a saint now.

This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 5:27 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50941 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:40 pm to
I was a bartender in Dallas in my early 20's. I hook up with woman in her early 40's. Bleach blonde, bolt-ons, good body. First time we hook up, she blows me in my car after work at the bar.

First "date" she asks me over to her house so she can "treat me right". Ends up giving up anal on her bed while she describes, in detail, everything I'm doing to her to the picture of her older and fat husband that was hanging on the wall over the bed.

Not sure if she just had a cuckold fetish or if she was mad at him, but I bailed when we were done and only hooked up with her 2 or 3 more times.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:46 pm to
God I must need to date more because I don’t have many stories comparable to these maybe I just prescribe better
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 5:46 pm
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

she describes, in detail, everything I'm doing to her to the picture of her older and fat husband that was hanging on the wall over the bed.


quote:

only hooked up with her 2 or 3 more times.


Bruh. My dawg
Posted by iLikeMike
BR
Member since Feb 2008
763 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:34 pm to
Was it that Krista girl they rag on here?
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