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Weirdest/Worst Date Experience you've ever had?
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:43 pm
It was from a blind date through a buddy of mine, it was his girlfriends friend. She was really pretty when in the pictures I saw of her and in person when I met her.
So we went to Chimes for some drinks and to eat when we first met. She seemed very normal, very talkative the entire time. It was weird this woman on the side of us literally kept observing us most the time, and I also noticed the same for the other side, but it was a man. Come to find out it was her parents. She had "trust" issues apparently. Before leaving her mom literally handed her a pack of condoms to put in her purse literally at the table, it was so awkward.
I came to find out later before we left that she banged the waiter for our table one time after a night out at Fred's
So we went to Chimes for some drinks and to eat when we first met. She seemed very normal, very talkative the entire time. It was weird this woman on the side of us literally kept observing us most the time, and I also noticed the same for the other side, but it was a man. Come to find out it was her parents. She had "trust" issues apparently. Before leaving her mom literally handed her a pack of condoms to put in her purse literally at the table, it was so awkward.
I came to find out later before we left that she banged the waiter for our table one time after a night out at Fred's
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Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:46 pm to Tigerbait357
Define trust issues
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:47 pm to Tigerbait357
Blind date to an LSU football game. She had an allergic reaction to peanut dust.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:47 pm to Tigerbait357
There was a guy who I heard fingered his girlfriend's little sister once. At Christmas no less. How's that for hijinks?
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:49 pm to Tigerbait357
I must say that’s a pretty good story.
Would you mind posting a pic of her?
Would you mind posting a pic of her?
This post was edited on 5/13/18 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:51 pm to AUCE05
Maybe she is scared of bein killed or kidnapped?
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:54 pm to Tigerbait357
I got the shits on a first date. Morphed from that to straight up puking. I guess the food was bad? Chick was cool about it the whole time. I picked her up at the beginning of the date. She ended up having to get a friend to pick her up from my place.
This post was edited on 5/13/18 at 11:55 pm
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:54 pm to Tigerbait357
A little long, but...
About 25 years ago, I met a girl on an on-line dating service (before it was cool). She was new to BR and I agreed to take her for coffee at Coffee Call. I picked her up at a nice condo on Jefferson Hwy. She was cute, but dressed like it was still 1984.
We talk some stupid small talk, etc, I learn she just moved to BR and knew no one.
I was bored so I offered a tour of BR, (and ditch her back at her condo). As we drove by Southdown's, she says, "That's the place with the drink the Purple Haze!" (it was a frozen drink back then.
So we stop and have a drink. I was being nice and offer if she wanted another one. She replies, "No I better not, I am pregnant!" She precedes to tell me that she is in town because she is pregnant and putting the baby up for adoption. The adopting family was putting her up in the nice condo.
I get her out of there and back to her condo. She asks me up but I declined. I was thinking, that's all I need, some psycho pregnant chick going all "Fatal Attraction" on me.
She called me a couple more times, but I never hooked up.
About 25 years ago, I met a girl on an on-line dating service (before it was cool). She was new to BR and I agreed to take her for coffee at Coffee Call. I picked her up at a nice condo on Jefferson Hwy. She was cute, but dressed like it was still 1984.
We talk some stupid small talk, etc, I learn she just moved to BR and knew no one.
I was bored so I offered a tour of BR, (and ditch her back at her condo). As we drove by Southdown's, she says, "That's the place with the drink the Purple Haze!" (it was a frozen drink back then.
So we stop and have a drink. I was being nice and offer if she wanted another one. She replies, "No I better not, I am pregnant!" She precedes to tell me that she is in town because she is pregnant and putting the baby up for adoption. The adopting family was putting her up in the nice condo.
I get her out of there and back to her condo. She asks me up but I declined. I was thinking, that's all I need, some psycho pregnant chick going all "Fatal Attraction" on me.
She called me a couple more times, but I never hooked up.
Posted on 5/13/18 at 11:55 pm to Tigerbait357
It was a few months back but she told me how she conceived her son from a guy who slipped her a mickey at a party on the Tickfaw River.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 12:07 am to Pechon
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It was a few months back but she told me how she conceived her son from a guy who slipped her a mickey at a party on the Tickfaw River.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 2:06 am to Tigerbait357
We sat in a parked car for about two hours without saying anything to each other
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:33 am to Tigerbait357
I met a girl at one of the old Prairieville bars. When I went to pick her up she lived in a trailer. Three generations of her family (including a son I was unaware of)were there to meet me. We went to eat, then went to the LSU game.
About half time, she, without my knowledge, takes a qualude. We had already had a lot to drink and this little curve-ball made her almost incoherent. I helped her down the steps and got her outside of the stadium. She lost control of her legs so I carried her all the way to the car.
I am thinking she was having a reaction to something and needed medical attention. She finally blurts out what she had done. Now I want to get her home and cut my losses. She said that she had already set up with her mom to watch her son and that we should go to my house.
I dropped her off the next morning and never saw her again.
About half time, she, without my knowledge, takes a qualude. We had already had a lot to drink and this little curve-ball made her almost incoherent. I helped her down the steps and got her outside of the stadium. She lost control of her legs so I carried her all the way to the car.
I am thinking she was having a reaction to something and needed medical attention. She finally blurts out what she had done. Now I want to get her home and cut my losses. She said that she had already set up with her mom to watch her son and that we should go to my house.
I dropped her off the next morning and never saw her again.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:45 am to Tigerbait357
I worked with this girl back in my restaurant days. She was a hostess and one day came and said, "hey its my birthday"
Ok.
I am 18. Wanna go out tonight.
Ok. Sure. Where you wanna go?
Your place.
She cones over, we start making out, she then tells me she is having stomach issues so she cant frick. But she just got a job stripping at the gold club and she wants to practice doing lap dances
Right as she starts she vomits all over my living room floor.
Her real name is lauren. No idea stage name.
Ok.
I am 18. Wanna go out tonight.
Ok. Sure. Where you wanna go?
Your place.
She cones over, we start making out, she then tells me she is having stomach issues so she cant frick. But she just got a job stripping at the gold club and she wants to practice doing lap dances
Right as she starts she vomits all over my living room floor.
Her real name is lauren. No idea stage name.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:10 am to Tigerbait357
Met a chick from MySpace that looked nothing like her profile pics and had 4 kids. I hit it anyway. 
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:09 am to ksayetiger
Was it Lauren W?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:42 am to Jim Rockford
One time this chick I was on a date at the chimes started hyperventilating and turning dark red looking at my shrimp plate. It’s like if you wanted it you shoulda got it. Embarrassing
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:00 am to Tigerbait357
went over to a girls place for a 3rd date. she was cooking and I was planning on plugging in to her. Went to her restroom and there was no toilet paper or baby wipes and a massive turd was floating alone in the toilet. she laid a log and didn't wipe.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:11 am to Tigerbait357
This one time the roofie wore off too quickly.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:18 am to Tigerbait357
Met a girl in a bar/restaurant where I was working out of town. Had a good time for a couple of hours. Made a date for the next night at her house. Thought I was on my way to a fun time. I show up at her place the next night. There were no less than a dozen pictures hanging all over the house with satanic/devilish looking pictures.
We went to supper, went back to her place and I faked a stomach ailment in order to get the hell out of there.
This was mid 1980s. Pretty unusual shite for that time.
We went to supper, went back to her place and I faked a stomach ailment in order to get the hell out of there.
This was mid 1980s. Pretty unusual shite for that time.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 7:19 am to Tigerbait357
Blind date to see the early release of Step Brothers. Well I didn't know that she was bringing her parents and young brother, I'd say about 8 years old. We saw each other a few times afterward and I cut the cord when she said she was kicked out of her parents house and wanted to move in with me a for a while. Nope
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