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re: Weddings are selfish
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:42 pm to SallysHuman
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:42 pm to SallysHuman
quote:and 66% of the attendees didn’t want to be there
I got married in an insurance office by a notary. No attendees. It was great!
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Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:43 pm to Indefatigable
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Real Catholics just do the sacramental service and not a full Mass.
In and out, and on to what matters, which is the reception.
Amen brother!!
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:44 pm to ColoradoCock
quote:not my money (or yours) but I’m glad to enjoy the largesse
Why do people spend so much money on this
quote:you don’t like free food and open bars? frick is wrong with you? And if you’re single (and I’m guessing you are based on your personality) there is no more target rich environment. Do you need us to tell you how to get laid?
when 90% of the people in attendance dont want to be there
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:46 pm to ColoradoCock
You're just one of those cheapo's that don't want to fork up the bucks to get a toaster or microwave for the couple.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:53 pm to ColoradoCock
How are weddings selfish? Most people pay a shite ton of money just to make the wedding enjoyable for all their guests.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:58 pm to ColoradoCock
The only ones that piss me off are the ones on Saturday during football season.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:08 pm to gumbo2176
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friends daughter scheduled her wedding on a Saturday night in the fall.
The SAME night and time LSU was playing Alabama in BR.
Here's the kicker------both bride and groom were recent LSU grads.
Im an LSU grad and I dont give a rats arse about LSU sports
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:10 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:edgy
Im an LSU grad and I dont give a rats arse about LSU sports
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:11 pm to ColoradoCock
No one is forcing you to go or give a gift. You can be the biggest curmudgeon you want.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:11 pm to ColoradoCock
Especially since something like 60% of marriages end in divorce, and the remaining 40% of marriages just end up being an uncomfortable thing where the parties really want to get divorced, but stay together because of the kids.
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:12 pm to ColoradoCock
I enjoy the hell out of weddings. You don’t like music (prefer a band), dancing, free food and drinks? Doesn’t help that I’m a sucker for Hors d'oeuvres.
Damn the shite some people on this board find to bitch about amazes me.
Damn the shite some people on this board find to bitch about amazes me.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:34 pm to ColoradoCock
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when 90% of the people in attendance dont want to be there?
It’s more like 98% of the men (including the groom) don’t want to be there. Most women eat this sh!t up.
The other 2% of the men are clearly f@gs.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 7:37 pm to ColoradoCock
Speak for yourself...I fricking love weddings. They are reunions for friend groups scattered to the wind otherwise, usually a good dinner, drinks flowing, a party thats bound to deliver stories and celebrations of a romantic union are pretty amazing! Even the trashy ones are good for a story or two
You legit sound like a miserable human. If you dont wanna go, dont. I highly doubt anyone gonna miss you
You legit sound like a miserable human. If you dont wanna go, dont. I highly doubt anyone gonna miss you
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 8:17 pm
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:24 pm to ColoradoCock
You sound like a miserable person
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:29 pm to ColoradoCock
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No I am not going,
Good. More food, booze, and women for us wedding crashers.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:31 pm to cgrand
The last wedding I attended i left early to get laid. She wasn't at the wedding. Great story actually.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:34 pm to deltaland
Is that a Mississippi st emblem next to your name? Cant be anymore miserable than your life, you starkville p*ssy
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:35 pm to ColoradoCock
You sound like a loser 
I have fun at all of the weddings that I attend.
I have fun at all of the weddings that I attend.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:37 pm to Epic Cajun
You are celebrating a future divorce. Its pathetic.
Posted on 5/21/26 at 8:39 pm to TigerGman
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You know how easy it is to pick drunk and hormone-overloaded bridesmaids at the reception?
You should try funerals
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