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re: First Baby on the Way!

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 10/30/24 at 12:05 am
We’re still here! They just broke her water. Been a 17 hour day so far and going to hopefully not be too long of a night. She’s kicking arse though! (No pics)

First Baby on the Way!

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 10/29/24 at 5:02 am
Just wanted to thank everyone on here. A few months ago I posted asking for prayers on our first ultrasound after we had a miscarriage. All has gone well since then and my wife is scheduled for an induction this morning for our first child. Ready to embark on the best and most important job of my life. Any and all pointers appreciated!
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Also has to be a bummer to be married to a dog face


Please post a picture of your significant other, guy or girl.

re: Most freak injury you've had

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 6/18/24 at 7:48 am
I've got two stupid ones;

When I was 12-13, a friend and me thought it would be cool to put a lightning rod on top of my younger brother's wooden swingset. I hopped up there, probably about 15 feet off of the ground and was about to mount our tennis racquet lightning rod when lightning struck close to us. I about shite my pants, fell off and landed on my arm splitting the bone. Hurt like hell and my mom didn't believe it was broken, so she gave me a frozen capri sun to put on it. Finally talked her into taking me to the ER when she saw that my forearm was drooping.

When I was 11, I was trying to dunk on a little small 5 foot goal in our backyard. I went up for the dunk and my shin hit the side of the goal. Just thought that I bruised my shin, but when I put my hand down there it was full of blood. I had somehow hit a rusty screw on the side of the goal and cut my leg down to the bone.
The true deep south is Birmingham AL and below to the Florida line, but you would keep the panhandle. The western boundary would be Little Rock.
Why spend money to go out to Omaha for two games?
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Ole Miss’ Western Division Co Champs flag


FIFY.

re: OT Weather Experts

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 6/13/24 at 7:39 am
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Belize


Common knowledge that this is where the OT poors go.
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Beach etiquette - setting up a 4 wide tent city right in front of the boardwalk



Lord I don't miss going to those crowded arse beaches. Glad where we go now is too far out of the way for lifted F150s.
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Is $100,000 (one time payment) life changing money?



Depends on who you are and how you spend it. Most rednecks inherit a sum similar to this from parents and immediately spend it on side by sides, tractors, or a new truck. If you invested it in say your house, or paying off debt, or even in the stock market, then yes it could be life changing money and offer the security that you need to change your life.
Toyota Land Cruiser is still the soccer mom goat car.
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SEC West Championships:

15- Alabama
7- LSU
6- Auburn
3- Arkansas
1- Miss St

Times each team fell one game short in a game that decided the Division:

6- Auburn
5- Alabama, LSU
2- Miss St, Ole Miss
1- Arkansas


You forgot to add a section for Ole Miss's Co-Championship Banner.
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Civil Rights Movement


Pack an extra suitcase for the additional white-guilt baggage you will bring back. Also wear a bullet-proof vest when visiting anything in Montgomery.
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*I'm 6'3



Congrats on not having a personality. Also I bet Spirit airline seats are a bitch for you, I personally enjoy the extra leg and headroom.
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What in the Kevin Durant is this all about?



Another shittily put together article by AL.com with a headline that will give you a stroke trying to understand what it means. Nothing new.
Phil McGroin

To discuss a fatal shooting. Apologies for referencing Facebook and posting an AL.com article, but this one is good. :lol:
Lol they just had to throw someone in who wasn't in the SEC.
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Who is the smartest person in the south?


Jimmy Rane
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elk with calves can be extremely dangerous.


Do Elk not normally have this muscle?