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Registered on:8/29/2018
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bet the sex with the upside-down chick is amazing


Pretty sure I see a good patch of armpit hair there, but to each their own…
Have you seen the rest of the roster?
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Not doing so because of the cost I 100% get.


Is owning a car a requirement to obtain a drivers license?
Yep, everyday car is a 2014 Highlander I bought from my father in law, runs great and still has under 100k miles on it, he took great care of it. Other vehicle is a 1998 Chevy z71 1500. It was my grandpa’s that I’ve had since he had a stroke in 2015. He passed away last year but it also still runs great and only has 115k miles on it. It’s primarily my hunting truck, but will drive it around every so often to keep the engine hot.
Seems like this is how things are going around Dallas curryntly.
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Keep your blinkers on during a long drive


But you gotta make sure your blinker fluid is full!
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Just wonder if a group of southern Baptist doing the same thing would draw as much praise and attention?


Doubtful if they would even make the walk, they’d be too busy hiding out in the aisles of a liquor store.
Am I getting old? I didn’t understand any of the English in this tweet. Wtf happened?
I wear a gold wedding ring, gold saint Jude pendant on a gold chain, and a Locman watch with a leather band. Been trying to talk the wife into letting me get a simple gold bracelet for the right wrist. IMO there’s a difference between janky jewelry and classy.
I get ~22 pounds (1/4 of a wheel) of imported Parmesan Reggiano every year from my in-laws. Still the coolest gift I get. I cut it up and vacuum seal it, then use it throughout the year or give some as a thank you gift as well.
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Japanese Concentration Camps


What was wrong with this?

re: Anyone Drink Celsius?

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 12/23/25 at 8:47 am to
I had one of those a while back and it genuinely gave me the shakes. Some people swear by them though. I’ll just stick with my double espresso shot in the AM.
Had an infected cyst on my a-hole. I couldn’t sit, stand, laugh, or talk. Wife (no pics) had to take me to the doc in the box the day after the 4th of July. It took me 20 minutes to get out of the car and I screamed the whole way in. This wasn’t even the worst part. After they took me in, the “doctor” took me into a room with a curtain and 3 nurses. Laid on my stomach and screamed my head off and bit through my hat as he lanced the cyst and drained it. I’ve continued to tell my wife that it was beyond worse than childbirth. You don’t realize that you use your a-hole muscles for everything.
No. I come from short Italian genes, but luckily she came from shorter ones.

re: First world problem of the day

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 8/7/25 at 11:22 am to
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lol you can’t make a sandwich on your own


Wife was out of town.

First world problem of the day

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 8/7/25 at 7:30 am
Yesterday evening, I placed an order for a Publix sub through the app. Traveled to the wrong Publix to gather it up, then ventured to the correct Publix and they were out of bread and already cleaning up the sub station at 6:55 PM. Said they “tried to call me”. Had to pivot to a coupon in the Jimmy John’s app, showed up and a blue haired pierced contributor to society was making my sandwich. I am now on the toilet thanks to the Jimmy Peppers and my decisions.

re: First Baby on the Way!

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 10/30/24 at 12:05 am to
We’re still here! They just broke her water. Been a 17 hour day so far and going to hopefully not be too long of a night. She’s kicking arse though! (No pics)

First Baby on the Way!

Posted by BhamBlazeDog on 10/29/24 at 5:02 am
Just wanted to thank everyone on here. A few months ago I posted asking for prayers on our first ultrasound after we had a miscarriage. All has gone well since then and my wife is scheduled for an induction this morning for our first child. Ready to embark on the best and most important job of my life. Any and all pointers appreciated!