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Weddings are selfish

Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:04 pm
Posted by ColoradoCock
Member since Apr 2025
368 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:04 pm
Weddings are selfish. Nobody cares that youre getting married. No I am not going, no im not giving you a gift. Why do people spend so much money on this when 90% of the people in attendance dont want to be there?
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13093 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:06 pm to
I enjoy the weddings of those Im close to.

No one else's.

People do spend way too much money on them.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14053 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:06 pm to
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Weddings are selfish. Nobody cares that youre getting married. No I am not going, no im not giving you a gift. Why do people spend so much money on this when 90% of the people in attendance dont want to be there?


Ugh wtf? You know how easy it is to pick drunk and hormone-overloaded bridesmaids at the reception?
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1109 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:06 pm to
Did you have a wedding?

I think extravagant weddings are retarded, how about a decent honeymoon or saving/down payment for a house instead
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196628 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:07 pm to
Weddings used to be an accountability tool,

Traditionally, at least in Christian denominations that I'm familiar with

a wedding was held as a way of having the community invest in the marriage and hold the couple accountable. That's why they were doing it in public and swearing before God

thats a serious pledge

Now it's a chance to take Instagram pics
even more important than the actual ceremony
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39540 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:08 pm to
90% of people don’t want to be there? Dang baw you must be miserable to be around
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75220 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:10 pm to
You, too? I've got one to go to next weekend.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:11 pm to
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90% of people don’t want to be there?


went to a wedding held at Derbes mansion a few weeks ago, one of the more pleasant weddings I'd been to in awhile
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21959 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:12 pm to
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Weddings are selfish


I got married in an insurance office by a notary. No attendees. It was great!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92390 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:12 pm to
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by a notary.


that's all it takes
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35579 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:23 pm to
You sure do care a lot about something you claim to not care about.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20043 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:26 pm to
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Nobody cares that youre getting married


Only the guy starting a thread about it
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4743 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:27 pm to
Not near as selfish as funerals. Look at me, I'm dead. Talk good about me, blah, blah, blah. I spit on your grave, you attention hound.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12409 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:31 pm to
Seems like someone’s ex-boyfriend is getting married and you are a jealous bitch.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20052 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:36 pm to
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when 90% of the people in attendance dont want to be there?



A friends daughter scheduled her wedding on a Saturday night in the fall.

The SAME night and time LSU was playing Alabama in BR.

Here's the kicker------both bride and groom were recent LSU grads........
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14612 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:37 pm to
What if they're
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in public and swearing before God
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pledge


eta:

re: Weddings are selfish
This post was edited on 5/21/26 at 6:40 pm
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
11149 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:38 pm to
Weddings are fun as hell I’m not sure what weddings you are going to.

Free food, drinks, dancing, and people having fun. WTH is not to like besides the Catholic Church service?
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20895 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:40 pm to
I love weddings. Free food, booze, and wife gets all gooshy and bothered with bare minimum effort.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63435 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:40 pm to
What a funny way to say "I'm never invited to any weddings."
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
37369 posts
Posted on 5/21/26 at 6:42 pm to
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WTH is not to like besides the Catholic Church service?

Real Catholics just do the sacramental service and not a full Mass.

In and out, and on to what matters, which is the reception.
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