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re: Virgin bride discovers she can’t have sex on wedding night
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:13 am to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:13 am to LSUTANGERINE
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Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:19 am to LSUTANGERINE
Poor dude, but there were signs 
A 40 year old virgin should have been his first clue he wasn’t going to have sex. Any woman who goes 40 without it doesn’t want to have sex. Period. She would’ve married someone 15-20 years ago if her religious convictions were keeping her from premarital sex and she had any sort of libido.
A 40 year old virgin should have been his first clue he wasn’t going to have sex. Any woman who goes 40 without it doesn’t want to have sex. Period. She would’ve married someone 15-20 years ago if her religious convictions were keeping her from premarital sex and she had any sort of libido.Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:25 am to LSUTANGERINE
If she can’t, ain’t no way he stays with her.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
There are more than one hole
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:30 am to LSUTANGERINE
She has two other holes with no hymen
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:30 am to LSUTANGERINE
PIIHB
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:30 am to LSUTANGERINE
That bitch is 40? Holy shite what’s going on in England.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:35 am to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:48 am to Longhorn Actual
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Unfortunate situation, but good for her for sticking to her beliefs.
True, but women are not designed to wait until 44 to have sex.
She pretty much ignored God's plan of procreation.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:57 am to LSUTANGERINE
I can only guess that she’s filthy rich, like Rothschild level rich.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:58 am to LSUTANGERINE
Go hard or go home
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:58 am to Longhorn Actual
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There are other holes without hymens.
Holes Without Hymens would make a great band name.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:57 am to LSUTANGERINE
Easy. Just have her take 3 Extra Strength Tylenols and pile drive that vagene.
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:41 am to SantaFe
That sad son of a bitch. First, he marries that beast. Then he can’t bust that thing? What?
And dang, she’s English so a BJ could be dangerous too.
Doc tells me that crap, I’d take it as a challenge. Oh beastly, um, I mean baby, I’ll be real gentle.
Bam!
And dang, she’s English so a BJ could be dangerous too.
Doc tells me that crap, I’d take it as a challenge. Oh beastly, um, I mean baby, I’ll be real gentle.
Bam!
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 10:43 am
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:45 am to LSUTANGERINE
“You got a shoehorn or sumpin’, baby?”Eddy Murphy
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:50 am to Longhorn Actual
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“My doctor says I can’t.” “What does your dentist say?”
GOAT
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:51 am to Saintsisit
quote:I assume she tried to use tampons but had to use pads...also, didn't she see a OBGYN for her pap smears? That doctor would have said something...
She knew that shite before they married. She trapped his arse.
she knew about the size of her opening...of course, the entire story could be complete bullshite.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 10:58 am
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:55 am to DarthRebel
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She pretty much ignored God's plan of procreation.
Seeing the picture, I think there is a good chance God's plan ignored her.
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