auwaterfowler

I’ve known this most of my adult life, but I always catch shite when I say it....

Good ‘un, Mohammed Joe....

I’ll file this away in the “Rich Guys Like Stray Poon” folder. That folder can be found in the “No Shit!” drawer....

I had COVID back in October and both my taste and smell are still fricked. The only plus is that I literally cannot smell shite or farts at all....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She’s already been told twice....

...I cancelled my reservation for “Aweigh At Last” house in Cape San Blas. I see that it is listed on Baytowne Vacation Rental now....

The worst, however, are all the BBC Children’s Ministry t-shirts around Vacation Bible School time....

Every text and email that goes out references “BBC”. Just now, I got a text that says, “Message from BBC: Free Oil Change For All Mothers This Saturday”...

Dry-Aged Prime ribeyes from Lobel’s of New York are the best I’ve ever had....

Are you happy with the returns you are getting? ...

Anyone here have experience with any of them? I’d be curious to hear some opinions from this board. I’m just now starting to learn about them. Seems hard to separate the wheat from the chaff on a lot of what I’m reading....

BancorpSouth just recently bought my bank, FNB Bank, based in Scottsboro, AL. So, I guess I will actually be Cadence Bank....

I knew a guy in high school that would eat deviled eggs sprinkled with sulfur from a chemistry set for the sole purpose of bombing folks at parties. “God-awful” doesn’t even begin to describe how bad it was....

Well, shite. I was trying to give you a “thumbs up” and accidentally hit the down arrow. Can’t seem to fix it, so sorry....

Couldn’t care less that he is black, but this movie is pretty freaking blah. The fact that they called it “No Remorse” really kind of pisses me off. This is NOT even remotely Tom Clancy’s “No Remorse”....

“Require masks in public and shared spaces to reduce transmission rates.” I wish a motherfricker would show me proof that wearing a mask does indeed reduce transmission rate!...

The way it attacks the virus sounds a lot like how the cheap-as- shite hydroxychloroquine/vitamin D cocktail works. Surely not?!!!! [link=(https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/coronavirus/covid-19-pill-cures-body-upon-first-signs-infection-could-be-authorized)]Pfizer COVID Pill[/link]...

We bought a condo (1072 sq ft) near campus in Auburn 3 years ago for $189,900. Exact same condo right below ours just sold for $269,900. Insane!!!...

https://youtu.be/_morPHhBq1A...

[link=(https://youtu.be/LFxOaDeJmXk)]Heart-“Stairway To Heaven”[/link]...