Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Alabama
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Interests:Waterfowl Hunting
Occupation:Business Owner
Number of Posts:2616
Registered on:1/15/2020
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re: Can you fix her?

Posted by auwaterfowler on 4/29/25 at 5:37 pm
I am naturally a victim blamer so I’m going to assume that he deserved it.

re: Its walmart+ week baws

Posted by auwaterfowler on 4/28/25 at 6:35 pm
We live a very rural area and our nearest Walmart is 21 minutes away, but we can get same day Walmart delivery to our home. It’s freaking awesome! We can’t even get a pizza delivery here, but WallyWorld will come to us. Honestly, we spend a lot less shopping that way. My ignorant arse is a point-of-purchase marketing professional’s dream.

re: ICBM Nuclear Missiles

Posted by auwaterfowler on 4/28/25 at 12:01 pm
I know a guy that is a Ground Test Director for US Missile Command. I assure you we can intercept ICBMs.
If that bra has a failure, there will be damage to someone and/or some things.
That title had me expecting another “female teacher diddles student” thread.
Bea’s Restaurant in Chattanooga. Best fried chicken ever made. Lots of other great stuff too.
My wife would say I’m an a-hole

re: BABE ALERT!

Posted by auwaterfowler on 4/23/25 at 8:03 am
100% chance she would prefer to peg you than let you frick her.
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…as a 1/4 of Alabama remains like the third world.


I am just going to assume that you have never actually been to a third world country before.
Per capita for each state?

Edit: Alabama’s GDP is $59,131 per resident. No clue if that’s good or not.

re: Louisiana French…

Posted by auwaterfowler on 4/21/25 at 9:43 am
I just want to know where the term “Speed Lumps” comes from. Saw this on a sign in a Lafayette neighborhood. Everywhere else in this country I’ve ever seen this sign, it said “Speed Humps” or “Speed Bumps”.
I run a multi-million dollar business by myself….from home. Been doing it since 2004.
Lower prices are already hitting some places. My daughter and her fiancé are buying an older house in a nice neighborhood in Mobile and getting it for far less than I would have ever imagined.
…much more than it should. I apparently never mentally matured beyond a 13-year-old boy.
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of for fricks sake, she looks like she has downs syndrome.


Found the real retard
Does a rocket with an all female crew end up unintentionally going a completely different route than planned? Is the ride constantly all gas or all brakes…nothing in between?