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re: Virgin bride discovers she can’t have sex on wedding night

Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:56 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92254 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:56 am to
this calls for drastic measures, "paging Dr. Buster Hymen, paging Dr. Buster Hymen!!"
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178947 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Sarah has a condition called a microperforate hymen — a condition where the hymen is very thick but has a single, small opening.
quote:

Rubbing alcohol and an exacto knife could fix that in a quick snickersnack

Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 11:16 am to
Thicker brain than hymen…

Who makes such personal business public news? I suppose a 40yo virgin is news?

Scenario: wake up morning after wedding, hymen says no can do….then bride says…I need to call a reporter?
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3188 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 12:11 pm to
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True, but women are not designed to wait until 44 to have sex. She pretty much ignored God's plan of procreation.


I was simply referring to her having beliefs (whatever they may be) and the discipline to stick to them.

Few people have that these days.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75132 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 12:18 pm to
It is like finding a unicorn and the damn horn falls off before you can show anyone.
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7795 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 4:50 pm to
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1812 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

quote:
“My doctor says I can’t.” “What does your dentist say?”



GOAT


What does her proctologist say?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196560 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:22 pm to
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16197 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:26 pm to


This should be a warning to all those future magicians, this is the best you can do when your career involves kid's birthday parties
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196560 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 5:28 pm to
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I was simply referring to her having beliefs (whatever they may be) and the discipline to stick to them.
valid
admirable

but there's probably some mental limitations here
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52552 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:01 pm to
Look at the photo. Poor gal hasn’t had much opportunity to get dick, I suspect.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85651 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:13 pm to
Nothing said her butthole didn’t work
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80862 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:14 pm to
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that poor bastard.


Legit grounds for an annulment.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122162 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:17 pm to
She didn't wait by choice.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122162 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:19 pm to
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I mean he aint exactly a looker either. Not everyone has an OT 10 wife like the folks around here do.


Im not gay at all and I might be more willing to do him..
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
2015 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:27 pm to
She never rode a bicycle or other similar activities?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92254 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:27 pm to
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similar activities?


obviously never soaked
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60605 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 6:59 pm to
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She never rode a bicycle
how are you sitting on your bike seat?
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9607 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:18 pm to
After all of those years the damned thing growed shut.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92254 posts
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:20 pm to
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how are you sitting on your bike seat?


idk but going over to Miller dorm to sniff bicycle seats was a weekly activity for a lot of people back when I was at LSU
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