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re: Viral trend - text your parents and ask them how to microwave a 25 lb turkey, post results
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:51 am to JumpingTheShark
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:51 am to JumpingTheShark
My daughter in college texted this to my wife last night:
"I'm doing Thanksgiving with my roommates tomorrow before I head home. How long does it take to microwave a turkey?"
My wife responded:
"Don't come home. Your father and I are getting a divorce."
"I'm doing Thanksgiving with my roommates tomorrow before I head home. How long does it take to microwave a turkey?"
My wife responded:
"Don't come home. Your father and I are getting a divorce."
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Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:53 am to Green Chili Tiger
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"Don't come home. Your father and I are getting a divorce."
"and it's your fault"
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:54 am to JumpingTheShark
I don’t know why people think meat doesn’t cook good in the microwave
I make all my steaks in the microwave
I make all my steaks in the microwave
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:55 am to TH03
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:58 am to TH03
What an odd thread for this many melts.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:03 am to JumpingTheShark
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thanksgiving gathering with your friends instead of your family and usually takes place before you go home for real thanksgiving
So it's just Thanksgiving still? Why not just call it Thanksgiving then.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:05 am to JumpingTheShark
Now it makes sense why my 17yo daughter would ask me this shite out the blue....YEP, I’ve been had....damnit
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:08 am to TOSOV
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by Steadyhands
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Friendsgiving
Do people really say friends giving? Did you really say that? If so, why? Just curious where it came from.
You feeling left out great grandpaw??
I'm 31. Also, I won't be great grandpaw until probably next year or the year after....and even in the trailer park, we just say Thanksgiving like normal folk.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:13 am to JumpingTheShark
It’s not called familygiving so why would it be friendsgiving?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:13 am to Konkey Dong
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What an odd thread for this many melts.
Agreed. Quintessential OT
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:19 am to Jack Daniel
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It’s not called familygiving so why would it be friendsgiving?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:29 am to TH03
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You know millennials, especially the ones in this thread, are 30+ right?
Such a strange little melt.
Seems being triggered is not limited to millennials.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:37 am to JumpingTheShark
Texted my MIL:
-“Hey Mrs XYZ, me and Mrs Cotten totally forgot about a Friendsgiving we’re hosting tonight and we’re in a rush, how long do I need to microwave this 25 lb turkey for? It’s completely frozen solid”
-“Cotten WHAT the hell?!?! No!!!
Anyone else’s parents/in-laws capitalize random words?
-“Hey Mrs XYZ, me and Mrs Cotten totally forgot about a Friendsgiving we’re hosting tonight and we’re in a rush, how long do I need to microwave this 25 lb turkey for? It’s completely frozen solid”
-“Cotten WHAT the hell?!?! No!!!
Anyone else’s parents/in-laws capitalize random words?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:43 am to Jack Daniel
People getting triggered by the word Friendsgiving is kinda embarrassing.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:43 am to TH03
Posters are really going to be pissed when they find out we called it "Worksgiving" at our office
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:45 am to TH03
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People getting triggered by others being capable adults is kinda embarrassing.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:45 am to JumpingTheShark
Lol. I texted my mom the question. Then texted that I was asking for a friend. She replied, “please tell him don’t do that!!!! Tell him you have to cook it in the oven!!”
Notice how she assumed it was he?
Then I texted her that it was a joke. Her reply, “thank God. I was going to invite him to our dinner. Was worried” lol
Notice how she assumed it was he?
Then I texted her that it was a joke. Her reply, “thank God. I was going to invite him to our dinner. Was worried” lol
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 9:57 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:48 am to Chuker
No one is triggered by your wannabe Bobby flay posts. We are laughing at you.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:48 am to Chuker
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This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
Weird flex, but ok.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 9:51 am to LSU316
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Why would I want to look dumb to my parents?
What makes you think you don't already?
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