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re: Viral trend - text your parents and ask them how to microwave a 25 lb turkey, post results
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:15 am to Chuker
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:15 am to Chuker
This is the OT - I have the help prepare my thanksgiving meal and they keep the throat and broth for their own Christmas meal or Kwanzaa or whatever
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Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:16 am to Chuker
What a strange melt. Did your family request that you not cook tomorrow so you’re taking it out here?
But no, I haven’t played that game.
But no, I haven’t played that game.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:17 am to Chuker
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This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:18 am to JumpingTheShark
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I don't have a fryer or anything to cook the turkey in for the oven so I was going to microwave it
If you don't even have a pan to cook it in the oven, what would it be in for the microwave cooking? The response should have been stop being a dumbass and buy one of those aluminum foil roasting pans and cook it in the oven.
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 8:18 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:18 am to JumpingTheShark
I told him 30 minutes, then turn for an addition five minutes. Was this bad advice?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:18 am to JumpingTheShark
Dumb
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:19 am to Ed Osteen
Day before thanksgiving and the dude is gonna melt about millennials at 8 AM. 
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:19 am to TigerinATL
I had to cover that oven wasn’t an option somehow
Probably should have said it’s broken now or something. His dad mode kicked in tho and focused on the microwaving tho
Probably should have said it’s broken now or something. His dad mode kicked in tho and focused on the microwaving tho
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 8:21 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:21 am to TH03
People are strange, I don't understand how someone makes this into a millennial argument
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:22 am to TH03
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played that game.
Well maybe you'll get lucky and your parents will buy it for your Christmas present. :)
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:25 am to Chuker
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since I've cooked the turkey for thanksgiving for the last 4 out of 6 years.
What's the overall meaning of 6 years here? What is the relevance of it to the rest of what you are saying? Did you just start having Thanksgivings for the first time 6 years ago? Why not just say since I've cooked the turkey the last 4 years?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:25 am to JumpingTheShark
“Hey Mom - I’m in charge of the turkey for a Friendsgiving but with the baby and work and all, I don’t have time to do a long roast. How long do you microwave a turkey? Should I just do low power for an hour?”
“I don’t know.”
“It has to be possible, right?”
“Not sure.”
“If you had to guess?”
“Really - no idea.”
Well that was a barrel of laughs.
“I don’t know.”
“It has to be possible, right?”
“Not sure.”
“If you had to guess?”
“Really - no idea.”
Well that was a barrel of laughs.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:26 am to Steadyhands
He cooked it 4 years in a row and everyone hated it so last year and this year, they’re catering.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:27 am to Chuker
You know millennials, especially the ones in this thread, are 30+ right?
Such a strange little melt.
Such a strange little melt.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:27 am to Chuker
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Have you beat the boss in reddeadredemption II yet
You joke but that's an amazing game. But also not Mario and no bosses
And also, chill bruh, ain't got to get all pissy because your cooking sucks and you thought microwaving a turkey was legit
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 8:28 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:28 am to StringedInstruments
Doesn’t work for all folks, a buddy of mines dad sent him microwave turkey recipes, but the manner in which he texted it was very dad like. He told him the name of the website and then told him the articles authors name and the date it was published and said “scroll down and he tells you there.”
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:28 am to TH03
Do you just yell upstairs at your mom and ask her this?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:28 am to JumpingTheShark
Of the ones i read yours is the best. Oh and I saw one hot mom
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:29 am to Jack Daniel
How in the world would she hear me on the second floor when I’m in the basement?
It’s like you didn’t even think that through. Checkmate.
It’s like you didn’t even think that through. Checkmate.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:31 am to JumpingTheShark
Oh damn that’s funny.
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