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Konkey Dong
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re: Feds shot two more in Portland tonight
Posted by Konkey Dong on 1/8/26 at 7:35 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Aren’t you the guy who was fantasizing about your daughter getting creampied?
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re: That ICE agent should sue Mayor Frey into oblivion.
Posted by Konkey Dong on 1/7/26 at 3:37 pm to SpecialK_88
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Can you not read or are you dense? I clearly explained that pictures shows the bullet entering the far right of the windshield. In order to hit someone behind the steering wheel, the bullet would have to travel diagonally left. That means the shooter has to be the right of the car. It’s not complicated, the video even shows him to the side at the time he fires the shot.
This is funny as frick to me. Dude is crime scene investigating with conviction from a video shot from behind. You libs are special
re: Ozempic facing $2 billion worth of lawsuits
Posted by Konkey Dong on 12/27/25 at 8:50 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Trade all this for cancer and shite.
Do you have a link showing a study it causes cancer?
re: Doordasher that pepper sprayed customer's food - update
Posted by Konkey Dong on 12/18/25 at 3:27 pm to i am dan
Question since I never ordered DoorDash. Does the food not come covered in some type of container?
re: The Last Time is Now: John Cena's last match is tonight
Posted by Konkey Dong on 12/13/25 at 9:07 pm to RandySavage
What a terrible finish
re: 191lb 17yo baw bench pressing 405lbs
Posted by Konkey Dong on 12/13/25 at 1:33 pm to 1BamaRTR
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Yeah he’s probably like 300 himself
That and/or him and his buddy were half repping it and counting that as a full rep
Still wouldn't have happened after being away from the gym for some time. The first 180 set would have been pretty difficult. If they went up to 225 next, they would have been toast IF they did that. It's purely fabricated, and I don't understand why people do that lol
re: 191lb 17yo baw bench pressing 405lbs
Posted by Konkey Dong on 12/13/25 at 11:25 am to wackatimesthree
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Several years ago—I'm going to guess we were around 45 at the time—a buddy of mine and I decided to see what we could still bench at the gym one day. I was genuinely stunned by the results.
We started at something easy, like 180 or so, and just kept adding plates. Once we made it up to a little over 300, my shoulder announced that while my muscles could continue the exercise, my joints could not. That if I kept going, I might be signing up for a problem. So we quit there.
I was just surprised we could still lift that much, since we didn't train to do so.
I wouldn't have made it to 400, but I might have gotten to somewhere between 325 and 350.
None of this is true. You don't sit out from working out for long arse periods, hop in the gym, and start hitting reps working your way up to 300+ pounds. You would have been toast after the first set after the 180. You could have gotten away with the lie had you said....200 pounds. But 300+ with room to go? Goddamn some of you are sad lol
re: Chat GPT commercial with Brother and Sister on trip...
Posted by Konkey Dong on 11/8/25 at 4:14 pm to Lowdermilk
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Very Strange…,
Indeed it is very strange to fantasize about a brother banging his sister. That’s mmmmbeer level creepy. Get help.
re: Concerning Stuff
Posted by Konkey Dong on 10/28/25 at 7:52 am to TigerDog550k
You dumb
re: Re: flat earth. First x post is interesting. Second is funny, IMO.
Posted by Konkey Dong on 10/13/25 at 11:28 am to GumboPot
I legit lol’d at the dinosaur one
re: AMEX Platinum cardholders - annual fee going from $695 to $895
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/23/25 at 8:41 pm to xXLSUXx
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I don't always use the Airline
Pro tip, change your airline to united via chat, and buy 2 100 dollar travel bank credits. I do it damn near every year
re: Is the US Senate Ready for This?
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/22/25 at 1:20 pm to SingleMalt1973
Girl in the front could get it
re: Large number of arrests follow riot at Marshall, TX city park
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/21/25 at 8:49 am to Loup
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Those aren't travel ball names
No but they are definitely basketball names
re: Professor at Southern U Law chimes in on the Charlie Kirk assassination
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/16/25 at 12:53 pm to fr33manator
What retard donates to something like that?
re: Professor at Southern U Law chimes in on the Charlie Kirk assassination
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/13/25 at 1:18 pm to Disco Ball
She's still listed on the website as active faculty.
re: Professor at Southern U Law chimes in on the Charlie Kirk assassination
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/12/25 at 1:54 pm to TigersSEC2010
Yeah I’m shocked Southern took this stance. Good on them
re: Professor at Southern U Law chimes in on the Charlie Kirk assassination
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/12/25 at 3:51 am to ronk
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I know this is hard to believe but she has a trans kid. Totally not coached and this came about normally.
I know the husband and used to be a co worker and I’m pretty sure this is not true. She’s a fricked up bitch ugly inside and out, but don’t make shite up about kids
Professor at Southern U Law chimes in on the Charlie Kirk assassination
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/11/25 at 8:24 pm
re: Professor at Southern U Law opens mouth...
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/11/25 at 7:58 pm to Icceytiger
I don't see how this one keeps her job
re: Sweden’s Health Minister suddenly goes down face-first in the middle of a press conference
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/9/25 at 2:39 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Looks like her head clipped the corner of the podium pretty good
re: Tucker makes a very interesting statement regarding SSRI's after humiliating Mark Cuban
Posted by Konkey Dong on 9/9/25 at 2:37 pm to Timeoday
I’ll tell you what’s a bitch, trying to get off of them. I’ve been trying for a while slowly lowering my dosage every few months. Now my dose is low but when I try to quit, I get brain zaps and feel like shite, so I have to go back on my low dose. I may eventually just suck it up but not yet
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