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Viral trend - text your parents and ask them how to microwave a 25 lb turkey, post results
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:42 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:42 am
I’m not one for viral internet stupid shite but this is funny:
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Basically you text your parents how long you microwave a turkey and naturally they freak out and have good responses. Here is my dads
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Basically you text your parents how long you microwave a turkey and naturally they freak out and have good responses. Here is my dads
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Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:45 am to JumpingTheShark
My dad doesn't text so I'm out.
My mom would just call me in reply.
My mom would just call me in reply.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:45 am to JumpingTheShark
Friendsgiving.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:46 am to JumpingTheShark
Did it to my mom, who prides herself on her turkey cooking.
The exchange:
"Are you serious?"
"Yes. Why?"
"Just pick up a pre-made one from Whole Foods or something."
I think she was trying to be nice and solve the problem without telling me that I'm retarded.
The exchange:
"Are you serious?"
"Yes. Why?"
"Just pick up a pre-made one from Whole Foods or something."
I think she was trying to be nice and solve the problem without telling me that I'm retarded.
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 7:47 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:46 am to JumpingTheShark
I read that in your dads voice and it’s perfect.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:47 am to JumpingTheShark
That’s awesome
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:48 am to lsucoonass
I am still laughing.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:49 am to JumpingTheShark
I text your mom about playing pig in the blanket every night
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:50 am to JumpingTheShark
Why would I want to look dumb to my parents?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:53 am to JumpingTheShark
My college kid did this to me. My response, “Microwave? Are you for real?”
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:53 am to JumpingTheShark
Wouldn’t get a response from either. My dad might call me back bitching about his phone making a strange noise
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:53 am to LSU316
For the good of comedy
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:53 am to JumpingTheShark
This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
It is a great harmless prank though.
It is a great harmless prank though.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:55 am to Chuker
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This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
Oh look it’s that guy.
I bet your food tastes like shite and your parents are embarrassed to tell you.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 7:59 am to Chuker
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This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
You could be the next Bobby flay for all I care, you still sound like a douchebag.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:07 am to Chuker
quote:narcissism is a helluva drug.
This wouldn't work for me as I'm not actually a useless millennial and can cook as good or better than my parents.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:10 am to JumpingTheShark
Not my fault y'all played video games instead of taking an interest in how to provide nutrition for yourselves. But I'll text them and see what their response is. Going to be weird since I've cooked the turkey for thanksgiving for the last 4 out of 6 years.
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:12 am to Chuker
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Going to be weird since I've cooked the turkey for thanksgiving for the last 4 out of 6 years.
I bet they were so happy those 2 years.
It’s a pretty innocent and funny thread you for some reason decided to shite on. Go take a lap.
This post was edited on 11/21/18 at 8:13 am
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:13 am to TH03
Have you beat the boss in reddeadredemption II yet?
Posted on 11/21/18 at 8:14 am to JumpingTheShark
I just heard about this on the radio, and one of the responses the dj liked was from a mom to her daughter..."what kind of man are you going to ever find to marry you?!" ha!! Awesome.
On a side note...I always thought it was possible to do this cause the picture on our first microwave as a little kid had a nicely cooked turkey in it. That microwave was massive though. Ha.
On a side note...I always thought it was possible to do this cause the picture on our first microwave as a little kid had a nicely cooked turkey in it. That microwave was massive though. Ha.
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