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Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:05 pm to LSUBanker
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Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:05 pm to LSUBanker
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Valium prior to procedure and percocet for pain working their magic.
I have taken a lot of drugs. the shot of valium before my snipping was the single best wave of euphoria I have ever had. It was amazing!
You timed it well. I couldn't get mine at march madness, I got it done in May and there wasn't shite to watch.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:06 pm to LSUBanker
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least 35 jerk-offs,
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:06 pm to LSUBanker
The 35 shots or 6 weeks made me laugh when the nurse told me. I point blank asked her if anyone ever came in before the 6 weeks and she assured me it happened all the time. Assuming you don’t nut for 1 week, per doctor’s orders, you’re nutting once a day for 35 days. In high school/college, sure, bang that out in no time. But at 34 with a demanding job and two kids under 5...challenge accepted.
Enjoy spraying guts, best decision you’ve ever made.
Enjoy spraying guts, best decision you’ve ever made.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:07 pm to brian_wilson
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I have taken a lot of drugs. the shot of valium before my snipping was the single best wave of euphoria I have ever had. It was amazing!
Reminded me of that double MacAllen 18 I had last week. Felt freaking great!
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:08 pm to LSUBanker
Your wife convinced you to give up your manhood and you want a congrats because you get to lay in bed watching tv?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:10 pm to LSUBanker
You do that shite the Friday that March Madness starts and watch basketball all weekend.
Now you ain't getting no freaky New Year's buns unless you want your nuts to swell up to the size of volleyballs.
Rookie mistake.
EDIT: Master's weekend is acceptable as well, but any weekend where you might have to forego a freaky drunk holiday snog is right out.
Now you ain't getting no freaky New Year's buns unless you want your nuts to swell up to the size of volleyballs.
Rookie mistake.
EDIT: Master's weekend is acceptable as well, but any weekend where you might have to forego a freaky drunk holiday snog is right out.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:10 pm to Tyga Woods
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Did you have a hot nurse looking at your lil ding ding?
When I went in the week before for pre-op, the Dr had this big ole beast helping him. No big deal. Checked out my wee-wee and all was good.
I get all hopped up on the Valium and go in for the real-deal.Dr is checkin out the balls and calls the nurse in to come shave and prep em.
In walks this hot arse suicide girl* nurse. I instinctively covered myself and said "that's not the nurse from last week."
I felt really dumb but blamed the valium.
*
Suicide Girls are "different" looking chicks usually hot with crazy hair style and lots of tats and/or piercings.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:10 pm to LSUBanker
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No. She tapes my cock to my stomach and the dr shoots numbing stuff in my sack.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:11 pm to LSUBanker
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She tapes my cock to my stomach and the dr shoots numbing stuff in my sack.
The pain of the tape removal off the shaft was way worse than the actual snipping. The smell of toasted nut sack was rough too. My doc’s nurse was a large African american female, who I’m sure has seen a 3lb crank or two in her day. I suppressed the urge to assure her mine got the job done, no matter what she thought.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:12 pm to Jack Daniel
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Your wife convinced you to give up your manhood
Last time I looked my nuts are still there.
I would be a possible 65 year old with a 3rd kid graduating HS.... does not compute.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:14 pm to RJL2
quote:Hello Friends.
I have already decided once I'm done with kids I'm getting one during the masters.
Welcome to Butler Cabin on the hallowed grounds of Augusta National Golf Course.
The Dogwoods are blooming and the smell of Azaleas are heavy here in this corner of Georgia.
The Ductus Vas Deferens have been cauterized and RJL2 is as sterile as the surface of Halley's Comet.
A tradition unlike any other....the Masterbators watch CBS.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:15 pm to SetTheMood
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The pain of the tape removal off the shaft was way worse than the actual snipping.
You right....that shite hurts removing the tape.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:15 pm to Fat and Happy
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Buy whitey tighteys.
Compression shorts are great for being tight around your butt and thighs but not your nuts.
Had surgery to fix testicular torsion a few weeks ago.
Jock straps are where it's at.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:15 pm to LSUBanker
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I would be a possible 65 year old with a 3rd kid graduating HS.... does not compute.
Edwin Edwards thinks you're a pussy. He had KIDS in their 60s and still was man enough to deliver.
Interesting fact: Upon his birth, the Edwards baby was a great uncle because his siblings had grandchildren.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:18 pm to LSUBanker
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I would be a possible 65 year old with a 3rd kid graduating HS.... does not compute.
this...after three kids and being in my late thirties, its something I look more into every day...
Congrats to these other losers who enjoy the way condoms feel
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:20 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Edwin Edwards thinks you're a pussy.
I saw him at Hello Tokyo in Gonzales getting a take out order. At first I didn't see him, but I heard this 6-7 year old saying Daddy, Daddy. I looked over and there he was. Fast Eddie looked really tired. Lol
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:23 pm to LSUBanker
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Fast Eddie looked really tired. Lol
Well, he is 90. He also is raising a second grader.
That just makes me chuckle.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:31 pm to LSUBanker
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6-8 weeks or at least 35 jerk-offs, whichever "cums" first, just to make sure. Sorta looking forward to that.
Get tested dumbass. Sperm has been shown to linger up to several months after the snip.
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