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Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:15 pm to Meauxjeaux
quote:
You don't quit making sperm? Where does that go?
Absorbed by the body.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:15 pm to Meauxjeaux
Clip/cauterize the vas, no more sperm, just semen
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:16 pm to Clark W Griswold
BTW, if you don't want your skin ripped off from the tape, I'd suggest asking them to cut 2 pieces of tape, one longer than the other and tape them together, centered up, sticky side to sticky side.
Pro tip right there.
Pro tip right there.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:16 pm to LSUBanker
quote:
No. She tapes my cock to my stomach and the dr shoots numbing stuff in my sack.
Mine was hard as a horseshoe, so she just looked at me all awkward and tried not to smile
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:19 pm to SetTheMood
quote:
My doc’s nurse was a large African american female, who I’m sure has seen a 3lb crank or two in her day. I suppressed the urge to assure her mine got the job done, no matter what she thought.
Post of the day.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:21 pm to High C
quote:
Absorbed by the body.
Something about that just freaks me out.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:21 pm to bayourougebengal
This thread has turned into the OT
This post was edited on 12/31/18 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:31 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:
Go to help board
Request name change
You are now LSUBlanker.
Very clever....I'll consider it
Lol!
Posted on 12/28/18 at 4:35 pm to MojoGuyPan
quote:
Very disappointed in all of you. You still need to bag it to block the herp, stop the drip and blowback the hiv.
If I catch any of those from my wife, we're gonna have some serious issues
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:00 pm to LSUBanker
quote:
She tapes my cock to my stomach
Well at least I won't have to go through that
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:05 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
Frozen peas work well for icing.
I always say, give peas a chance.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:18 pm to LSUBanker
quote:
Very clever....I'll consider it
If I were in charge of this shitshow, you wouldn't have anything to consider. It just would be.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:20 pm to Clark W Griswold
You’re a contortionist, huh?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:40 pm to Brisketeer
Had it two weeks ago. Followed everything the doctor said to a T. Balls are still swollen. Feels like I got 4 testicles. None of it really hurt though just uncomfortable.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:43 pm to LSUBanker
Enjoy the weekend on ice.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:44 pm to LSUBanker
You can tell by the replies in this thread who actually gets laid.
I had mine done at 30. I'm 35, single, no kids.
Greatest decision I ever made.
I had mine done at 30. I'm 35, single, no kids.
Greatest decision I ever made.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 5:58 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:
Go to help board
Request name change
You are now LSUBlanker.
First post in a long time to make me audibly lol.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:00 pm to I Love Bama
quote:
You can tell by the replies in this thread who actually gets laid.
I like to spread my seed bro. Survival of the fittest. Congrats on removing yourself from the gene pool though
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 6:50 pm to LSUBanker
quote:Do you wash your hands before you handle our money?
LSUBanker
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