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re: Vasectomy completed today.

Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13387 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:35 pm to
I guess no ball drop for you next week.
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:40 pm to
Something wrong with your wife's mouth?
Posted by RJL2
Bruno's Tavern
Member since Apr 2015
1934 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:43 pm to


I figure it might be my only chance to sit around and binge the master's for 4 straight days
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2706 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Get tested dumbass. Sperm has been shown to linger up to several months after the snip.


I got 2 sample cups for testing. After 6-8 weeks I'll fill one up. Then one month later for 2nd one. Per Dr's orders
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141068 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:43 pm to
Purdue fan?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

In walks this hot arse suicide girl* nurse. I instinctively covered myself and said "that's not the nurse from last week."



Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73729 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Vasectomy completed today


Prayers to future Gamestop employees you interact with.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21346 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:53 pm to
Wear a jock strap for about a week and a half.
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:56 pm to
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8 weeks or at least 35 jerk-offs, whichever "cums" first, just to make sure. Sorta looking forward to that.


I had it done earlier this year. My wife was so happy that I got the procedure done she took care of the 35 times and made me donate the sample for testing twice
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:57 pm to
did your wife have to give consent?
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:59 pm to
Congrats baw I had mine done when my 2nd kid was a year old. That copay was the best money I've ever spent!
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:05 pm to
Like I said vasectomy really isn’t painful but let me tell you shots in your dick on Wednesday and Friday every 8 weeks ain’t no joke it’s extremely painful. I take Percocet around the clock for 5 days.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:06 pm to
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shots in your dick on Wednesday and Friday every 8 weeks


pass
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6611 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:06 pm to
Are you on Baton Rouge area? I'm wondering who is the best doctor for the job..
Posted by Bow dude72
Member since Mar 2017
2719 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

MorbidTheClown


Pray you never have to do it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:11 pm to
i won't. i'm 56 and shooting live ammo. but, the target was removed 14 years ago.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 2:12 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29685 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:12 pm to
Nuts that can’t reproduce are just decorations.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:13 pm to
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She tapes my cock to my stomach and the dr shoots numbing stuff in my sack.




that doesn't sound much better
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62116 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:16 pm to
Read the first page. Some of these dudes are sadly ignorant about what happens with a vasectomy.
Posted by commode
Ponchatoula
Member since Dec 2012
1325 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:16 pm to
Haha, no condoms here! Had the old lady fixed. Been spraying without praying for 11 years now.
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