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Vasectomy completed today.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:53 pm
Nuts are icing down. Valium prior to procedure and percocet for pain working their magic.
Wife bringing me all I need in bed while watching bowl games and Netflix.
Some pain during procedure and didnt care for the burning smell of my nut sack, but glad it's over.
Heard having it done during March madness is most popular, but this ain't bad either.
6-8 weeks or at least 35 jerk-offs, whichever "cums" first, just to make sure. Sorta looking forward to that.
Wife bringing me all I need in bed while watching bowl games and Netflix.
Some pain during procedure and didnt care for the burning smell of my nut sack, but glad it's over.
Heard having it done during March madness is most popular, but this ain't bad either.
6-8 weeks or at least 35 jerk-offs, whichever "cums" first, just to make sure. Sorta looking forward to that.
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Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:54 pm to LSUBanker
congrats? i guess?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:54 pm to LSUBanker
Frozen peas work well for icing.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:55 pm to LSUBanker
You realize you can get a BJ too right?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm to LSUBanker
I have already decided once I'm done with kids I'm getting one during the masters.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm to LSUBanker
Do they really give you a shot in the dick to numb you?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm to LSUBanker
you’ll be able to sing in the choir now with that high pitched voice Can’t believe what some of yalls wives make y’all do
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm to LSUBanker
What did they do with your manhood after the procedure? Did you ask?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:57 pm to LSUBanker
Did you have a hot nurse looking at your lil ding ding?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:57 pm to MorbidTheClown
Yes....I'm 46. Wife is 40. Tired of playing Russia roulette.
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congrats? i guess?
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:58 pm to baldona
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You realize you can get a BJ too right?
That's in the works too.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:58 pm to LSUBanker
Buy whitey tighteys.
Compression shorts are great for being tight around your butt and thighs but not your nuts.
You will thank me later when your nuts are supported and don’t bump your thighs every time you try to do something.
Compression shorts are great for being tight around your butt and thighs but not your nuts.
You will thank me later when your nuts are supported and don’t bump your thighs every time you try to do something.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:59 pm to Tyga Woods
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Did you have a hot nurse looking at your lil ding ding
Unfortunately...no
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:59 pm to LSUBanker
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Valium prior to procedure
I remember the guy in front of me had a panic attack and needed Valium before the procedure.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:00 pm to LSUBanker
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35 jerk-offs
Should be able to knock that out in an afternoon
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:00 pm to Fat and Happy
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Buy whitey tighteys
This. “He” might as well start wearing women’s clothing
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:00 pm to LSUBanker
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didnt care for the burning smell of my nut sack,
That can't be very comforting.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:01 pm to LSUBanker
TMI.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:01 pm to CptRusty
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Do they really give you a shot in the dick to numb you?
No. She tapes my cock to my stomach and the dr shoots numbing stuff in my sack.
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:02 pm to el Gaucho
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you’ll be able to sing in the choir now with that high pitched voice
He didn't get his balls cut off!
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