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re: Unsolicited Dick Pics

Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:56 am to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61826 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:56 am to
Maybe he had taken Viagra, had an erection lasting four or more hours and after telling his tele-doc, he decided what the hell, I’m telling Err’body?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63318 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 5:59 am to
Yeah I get those all the times (granted I worked on his previous elections), not sure he is viable this go round. Wish we had a POTUS since with his effective diplomatic skills (Nixon + Kissinger = WINNING)


Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31598 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:00 am to
Never sent dick pics but I have sent a ton of drunk texts that I regretted
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18580 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:06 am to
quote:

He doesn't have all of my wife's friend's numbers. He somehow (good question) has all of my wife's friend's friend's numbers. It's really not that complicated.


Had to read it twice. I really do get the distinction.

But isn’t your wife friends with her friends’ friends?

Seems like if a=b and b=c then a=c.

But maybe it’s not that simple.

Let me be clear that I am firmly on Team Don’t-Send-Unsolicited-Dick-Pics.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 6:08 am
Posted by TSS_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2013
273 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:13 am to
quote:

Let me be clear that I am firmly on Team Don’t-Send-Unsolicited-Dick-Pics.



So refreshing to see someone firmly take a stance on a controversial issue!
- I stand with you on this and don't care if they try to cancel us!



On the original topic... If I had to place a bet, my money is on "found evidence of wife sending explicit images to a friend of his"
- Although that doesn't give him the right to send USDP which are wrong IMHO and I will die on that hill!
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21623 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:19 am to
quote:

She called his wife to report it
damn, what a rat
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13438 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:24 am to
quote:

She called his wife to report it

damn, what a rat


She could have just printed a wanted poster and posted it all over town. Have you seen this prick. It was last seen armed and dangerous in this photo.


Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151608 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:29 am to
quote:

Why would someone do this? What's the end game? What's the scam?
sounds like ol boy finished last in fantasy football last year. Probably put this penalty task off long as he could before this seasons draft.


Savage league these mates are running here
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2829 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:35 am to
Pissed at his wife, exacts revenge
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4525 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:38 am to
quote:

And they were all blowing up her phone to report the behavior.

It looks like they already had his number saved on their phones. Fake outrage.

I'm guessing they saved the pic to his profile.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3445 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Can you give me an example of any other pretend thread I've made with gaping plot holes?

Is this an admission that this particular thread is fiction?
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 7:59 am
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13993 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:13 am to
Am I the only person who has never taken a picture of his junk?
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12566 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:20 am to
I haven't either.

Maybe he looked at the contacts on his wife's phone to get the numbers.
easy peasy
Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
637 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:28 am to
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This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 8:30 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18349 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:30 am to
Post your phone number real quick then take it down when you get my pics.
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36216 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Unsolicited Dick Pics


Good name for a band
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25463 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Post your phone number real quick then take it down when you get my pics.


Phone (202) 224-5972



Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
27130 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Post your phone number real quick then take it down when you get my pics.


773-404-2827
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18349 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:02 am to
quote:

SallysHuman


Message sent
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25463 posts
Posted on 8/26/26 at 9:03 am to
That’s Darline Graham’s #

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