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re: Unsolicited Dick Pics

Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:03 pm to
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Why does this guy have all of your wife's friend's numbers?


He doesn't have all of my wife's friend's numbers. He somehow (good question) has all of my wife's friend's friend's numbers. It's really not that complicated.

quote:

Also, why are you so bad at making these pretend threads? There are always plot holes.


100% not pretend. Can you give me an example of any other pretend thread I've made with gaping plot holes? I see it all the time on here, but I'm not one of the perpetrators.
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
656 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:03 pm to
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He’ll claim he was hacked...

Is his last name Bobbit? (Okay, just think about it for a moment...)
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
3108 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:03 pm to
Shooters gonna shoot.
He’s playing the odds that if enough wives get his dick pics, some will tell their husband they got them…and some won’t.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
20168 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:04 pm to
Dude is banging (at least) one of his wife’s friends
His wife knows, but doesn’t know which friend(s)
She’s narrowed the suspects to the women that didn’t tell her about receiving the pics
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
67886 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:04 pm to
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Opened the thread with high hopes.

Pic won’t load though.


quote:

SallysHuman


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:05 pm to
quote:


Dude is banging (at least) one of his wife’s friends
His wife knows, but doesn’t know which friend(s)
She’s narrowed the suspects to the women that didn’t tell her about receiving the pics


This is actually brilliant.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98830 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:09 pm to
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Plot twist: the wife is the one who sent them.


She was feeling everyone out to see who wants to swing
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4941 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
9621 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:16 pm to
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Why would someone do this? What's the end game?
Seems pretty straightforward, they want to show off their dick
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:17 pm to
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I’d normally say the same but in this instance I may actually believe it. Who would be dumb enough to send dick pics to ALL of his wife’s friends at the same time.

Unless of course he found out his wife was sending tit pics to one of his friends.


I missed this first page comment. This is also a very viable theory.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41706 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:18 pm to
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He has all of his wife's friend's numbers? I can't think of reason why I would have any of my wife's friend's numbers


This was my thought as well.

I think I have numbers for three of my wife’s friends. All three have kids that are friends with my kids and the only communication has been related to the kids.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31216 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:21 pm to
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Or alt ending- hubs has bad equipment and no one was interested


I always figured that to send unsolicited dick pics you have to have some impressive junk or you are fantastically delusional.
Posted by NotStupid
Member since Jul 2026
83 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:21 pm to
Perhaps his wife is in on it and wants to impress her friends by showing off her husbands wang
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27954 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:23 pm to
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Unsolicited Dick Pics
Here's Dicks Pick Vol 1 ...and it's real banger!

This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 10:27 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36680 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Dude is banging (at least) one of his wife’s friends
His wife knows, but doesn’t know which friend(s)
She’s narrowed the suspects to the women that didn’t tell her about receiving the pics


Damn, you are good.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26359 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 11:14 pm to
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Why would someone do this? What's the end game?

Maybe he’s hung like a horse and asserting dominance by showing all his wife’s friends what he’s packing compared to their husbands
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