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re: Unsolicited Dick Pics

Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 pm to
quote:


So your wife is the only friend that didn’t get one? How big a girl is she?


Person A- me
Person B- my wife
Person c- my wife's close friend
Person d- my wife's close friend's husband
person e- my wife's close friend's husband's close friend (dick pic guy)
person f- my wife's close friend's husband's close friend's wife

Person B does not know person E or F.

I hope this clears it up for you.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86454 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

My wife's friend just got a dick pic from one of her husband's friends. She called his wife to report it, she said he sent his dick pics to all of his wife's friends. All of them. And they were all blowing up her phone to report the behavior.

Why would someone do this? What's the end game? What's the scam?


Sounds more like drugs and a spiraling marriage.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6760 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:23 pm to
Sorry for partying!
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
34954 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Is it normal to have your wife's friends numbers?


Right. Like all of them.

This doesn't add up.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33905 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151597 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98830 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:29 pm to
Pics?

I keeeed. What a degenerate to do something like that. You’ll never live it down and guaranteed to lose some friends if not all friends.
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2415 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:31 pm to
Well I think he’s a creep! And stupid too!
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96270 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Unsolicited Dick Pics


Would be a great band name.

"We're going to to the UDP concert. Their new album is Dixaplentee."
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159106 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31216 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Is it normal to have your wife's friends numbers?


Plot twist: the wife is the one who sent them.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18578 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:35 pm to


quote:

Person A- me Person B- my wife Person c- my wife's close friend Person d- my wife's close friend's husband person e- my wife's close friend's husband's close friend (dick pic guy) person f- my wife's close friend's husband's close friend's wife Person B does not know person E or F.


I might need a diagram.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19086 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:43 pm to
IRL porn bomb. Dudes out of fricks. If you gotta go might as well make it memorable.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13434 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

She called his wife to report it, she said he sent his dick pics to all of his wife's friends. All of them. And they were all blowing up her phone to report the behavior.


There might be a legal issue if not already brought up. Some states like Louisiana have a law called nonconsensual disclosure of a private image. Distribution of someone’s naughty private images to a third party could lead your wife to some legal issues.

Don’t be surprised if a deputy shows up asking about distribution of said dick pics.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 9:47 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56593 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

they were all blowing up her phone to report the behavior.
sounds like her girls are friends. They reported it instead of trying to hookup with hubs.

Or alt ending- hubs has bad equipment and no one was interested
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76162 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

There might be a legal issue if not already brought up. Some states like Louisiana have a law called nonconsensual disclosure of a private image. Distribution of someone’s naughty images to a third party could lead your wife to some legal issues.


My wife received no pics and we aren't in LA. You don't read very well but the good news is you are a chud.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36680 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:49 pm to
He has all of his wife's friend's numbers? I can't think of reason why I would have any of my wife's friend's numbers. Of course he sent Dick pics.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36680 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

person e- my wife's close friend's husband's close friend (dick pic guy)


Why does this guy have all of your wife's friend's numbers?

Also, why are you so bad at making these pretend threads? There are always plot holes.
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
Member since Dec 2008
2695 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 9:56 pm to




quote:

Sounds more like drugs and a spiraling marriage.




agree




some of the husbands may want to whip his arse too
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2056 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 10:00 pm to
I have a few of my wife's friends numbers. I've never sent any of them a dick pic.
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