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TX bill would charge $100 to men for jerking off
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:13 pm
You TX baws better contact your legislators.
I guess zero chance of using her pic as spank material.
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A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
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The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.
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"Let's look at what Texas has done to women," Farrar told CNN. "What if men had to undergo the same intrusive procedures?"
I guess zero chance of using her pic as spank material.
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:14 pm to lsufan1971
Im about to go file for bankruptcy. I cant afford that shite.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:14 pm to lsufan1971
Seems she watched Sara Silverman's new HBO standup show...which was pretty fricking funny, btw.
This bill is essentially an entire lift of one of Sara's bits from the show...
ETA: Here's some of it:
This bill is essentially an entire lift of one of Sara's bits from the show...
ETA: Here's some of it:
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“Here’s something that I learned that is fascinating, and it’s this: Scientists have found that sperms cells smell,” Silverman said. “Like I know sperm smells, but sperm cells have the sense of smell, and you know what that means: Sperm is life. And you know what that means: We’ve gotta legislate that shite.”
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“What we’ll do is — it’s a real simple procedure. We take a really long needle-like basically GoPro camera and we put it down your penis hole, urethra … then down into your testicular sack,” Silverman said. “We’re going to show you the ultrasound, so you can see the life in your balls.”
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:14 pm to lsufan1971
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fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
I told everyone facebook would be the death of us all.
Your friends don't need to know EVERYTHING.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:15 pm to lsufan1971
I’d be broke as shite
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:15 pm to lsufan1971
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:16 pm to lsufan1971
Manly jawline and some DSLs.
I'm very confused.
I'm very confused.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:17 pm to lsufan1971
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Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."
By this logic you would fine women every time they had their period
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:17 pm to lsufan1971
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:17 pm to lsufan1971
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:17 pm to lsufan1971
Damn! I'm confident that her dick is bigger than mine.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm to lsufan1971
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm to lsufan1971
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Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
Thank God I live in LA.
Otherwise, I’d be a broke dick summabitch.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm to Packer
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By this logic you would fine women every time they had their period
It takes some pretty elite mental gymnastics to tie her proposal into being (mockingly) related to abortion.
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:18 pm to lsufan1971
So at least a couple hundred a day. The only way that would be a deterrent is if I took that money and spent it on whiskey first.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:19 pm to lsufan1971
Her face just stopped me from going to spank it...now if you are going to masturbate to female Texas liberal .....you could do worse than Wendy Davis.....if you want to make money
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:19 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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Seems she watched Sara Silverman's new HBO standup show...which was pretty fricking funny, btw.
Women aren't funny.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:19 pm to lsufan1971
Still applicable, just meaning slightly changed.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:20 pm to lsufan1971
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A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
This has got to be from an onion article.......
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:20 pm to lsufan1971
Are we sure that 'lawmaker' isn't a dude?
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