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re: TX bill would charge $100 to men for jerking off

Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Women aren't funny.


Oh...I tend to agree with Hitch's point here as well.

LINK

That being said, I do enjoy Silverman's standup for the most part.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22250 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

wants a colonoscopy


Are there a lot of men out there that want a colonoscopy, nevermind don't answer that one.

quote:

fine a man $100 each time he masturbates

Let's look at what Texas has done to women


Is there really a law out there that fines women $100 for masturbating? I'm sure it would a lot cheaper if they were more willing to just let men give them a hand.
Posted by CoachKlein
Ratchet City
Member since Mar 2015
1492 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:24 pm to
Which part is the funny part?
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.


Sweet mother...That's how you solve the national debt issue right there...

But fo reelz..... how is that enforceable??
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8161 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

This has got to be from an onion article


CNN so close enough.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:28 pm to
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Which part is the funny part?


Do you want me to break down her entire show into the bits I enjoyed, or can we simply assume you don't like her and that would be a waste of my time and yours?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:30 pm to
Texas currently charges women $100 each time they masturbate? I find that hard to believe.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26689 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:34 pm to
Always great to see lawmakers discussing legislation that's impossible to enforce.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34795 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:34 pm to
Is that the Chief from Cookoo's Nest...?



This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 1:38 pm
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32444 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:35 pm to
It’s cheaper than having a wife.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:43 pm to
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Manly jawline and some DSLs.

I'm very confused.


Tranny. It's a tranny baw.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76180 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 1:50 pm to


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106097 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:01 pm to
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Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."


Isn't this essentially Roman Catholic doctrine? The hardcore ones at least consider it a sin.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
28324 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:03 pm to
Only two things in Texas, steers and queers
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14974 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:08 pm to
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Isn't this essentially Roman Catholic doctrine? The hardcore ones at least consider it a sin.

Every sperm is sacred.
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
387 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:10 pm to
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Isn't this essentially Roman Catholic doctrine? The hardcore ones at least consider it a sin.


Queue: Monty Python, Every Sperm is Sacred!
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:14 pm to
Well I can finally put my savings to good use.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11827 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:17 pm to
Is that one of the rangers from hell or high water?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:19 pm to
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Seems she watched Sara Silverman's new HBO standup show...which was pretty fricking funny, btw.

This bill is essentially an entire lift of one of Sara's bits from the show...



Well if you actually clicked the link, you'd see that the bill is trying to take a jab at male lawmakers and isn't meant to actually be passed.

Good forbid anyone on this website read the article.

It's a woman butthurt about women being able to get abortions without running through so many hoops. This "bill" is her "thoughtful" response.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23366 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

This "bill" is her "thoughtful" response.

Very appropriate quotation usage.
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