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re: TX bill would charge $100 to men for jerking off

Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10216 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:09 pm to
Welcome to last year
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:26 pm to
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I misinterpreted your intent then. And my rant was more for the thread as a whole, not just you.


Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:28 pm to
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Remind me to never take your word on what is and isn't funny


Sounds good.

Funny enough, the fact that I don't really agree with her politics does not mean I can't find her act funny. I find all sorts of people and things funny.

Just because this thread is already an abortion ( ) what do you find funny?
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4584 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:31 pm to
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The irony being that she's kinda' my type.



Odd way to announce you're coming out of the closet, but congrats anyways!
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 4:32 pm to
Ted Cruz finna go broke.
Posted by chadau79
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2009
3494 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:08 pm to
If it’s worth $100 a shot, then my wife owes me at least 200 grand. Time for men to start getting paid.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11583 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 5:15 pm to
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$100 each time he masturbates.

Lol

quote:

24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Not committing feticide, so no need for a 24-hour waiting period.

quote:

what Texas has done to women

Biased divorce and custody proceedings in their favor?
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:00 pm to
This woman appears to be an angry human being who hates men.

If this nonsense passes and becomes law, we might as well replace the government with puppies because they're cuter, and they'd also care just as much about representing the people.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:05 pm to
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It’s cheaper than having a wife.

I don't know about you but I don't spend $600 a day on my wife.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82426 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:07 pm to
What a moron.

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if he's in the market for some Viagra.



When did Texas require women to wait 24 hours for Avlimil or even the Pill?

When did Texas require a 24 hour waiting period for a tubal ligation?

When did Texas fine women $100 for masturbating?

And what do colonoscopies (which are recommended for both sexes) have to do with reproductive issues?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82426 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:08 pm to
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Her face just stopped me from going to spank it...now if you are going to masturbate to female Texas liberal .....you could do worse than Wendy Davis.....if you want to make money


She wouldn't be interested in me. I don't have enough money.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82426 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:12 pm to
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Well if you actually clicked the link, you'd see that the bill is trying to take a jab at male l


And it's very poorly done, since Texas doesn't impose restrictions on the equivalent procedures/behaviors for women.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:16 pm to
When leftists try to be "edgy" they produce some of their greatest fails.

This is going nowhere but there will be a certain amount of time wasted by staff who have to process this shite.
Posted by JayDeerTay84
Texas
Member since May 2013
9956 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:48 pm to


Pft
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:55 pm to
Got to assume masturbating lessens sexual aggression or rape to some degree
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
4283 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:52 pm to
That there is the definition of fugly
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24359 posts
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:58 pm to
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sexual aggression or rape


Not seeing the connection between my post and this. I was talking about whiskey dick.
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