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TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
Or in OT parlance, trashy. I, however, do not like using often the word trashy. It has been over a decade since I last updated the list. Its first rendition was a rousing success on the OT and spun spurning other's peccadillos into part of the OT lexicon. Keep in mind that if you participate in any of the below or wear the stripes of one who is guilty, it does not mean I do not love you. I do, but your behaviors are in dire need of reformation.

100. Having tinting on your car’s windows. It’s not just tacky — it’s a safety hazard.
99. Eating or serving king cake outside the Epiphany through Mardi Gras window.
98. Bragging about your intelligence or where you attended school.
97. Kissing on the lips more than one person in a year.
96. Men wearing hats or sunglasses atop their heads indoors.
95. Allowing your children to get significant UV exposure outdoors — might as well shove cigars in their mouths.
94. Not reading a paper copy of a newspaper at least once a week.
93. Having a child outside of marriage.
92. Use of cold or blue LED lights anywhere but especially outside your house.
91. Belittling people for buying a frozen turkey because you’ve been brainwashed into believing a fresh turkey is superior.
90. Marrying more than one person in your life, unless your spouse died or cheated on you.
89. Passing on the right a closely grouped line of cars on the interstate. Everyone’s waiting for the 18 wheeler or slow driver to get over. You passing on the right and shifting back into the left lane is blatant line cutting.
88. Decorating for or celebrating Christmas outside the first Sunday of Advent through Epiphany.
87. Raising your voice in public unless you are alerting of a danger or expressing great love.
86. Allowing the entertainment industry to dictate your moral compass.
85. When walking on a sidewalk in a group of at least two, not forming a condensed line when another walker(s) approaches in the opposite direction.
84. Using disposable cups, plates, and dinnerware for any reason.
83. Driving a truck or SUV when it’s obvious you don’t need a truck or SUV.
82. Wearing clothes that display a logo.
81. Going into debt in order to buy things.
80. A hard sciences major who either doesn’t have at least 60 hours of college credits in the liberal arts or has not read at least 100 classics.
79. Furnishings that have large words on them. See Hobby Lobby for examples.
78. When deboarding a plane, not having your overhead items ready to go immediately when the aisle opens.
77. Building a wood fence with the bracing and metal facing outward.
76. Relying on Yelp and rating consolidation websites to determine to which restaurants you will give your patronage, especially when out of town.
75. Playing cornhole
74. Walking in your house with outdoor shoes on your feet.
73. Dipping sushi rice into soy sauce. Only the fish should touch the soy.
72. Tipping less than $5 in a restaurant, even if your bill was less than $25.
71. Leaving the Waterford stickers on your mass produced crystal.
70. If more than 10% of your belongings were made in China. Do a quick runaround your house now.
69. If you do a kind act and let anyone else know you did it.
68. Pretending to be a lover of justice when you are nothing short of a hypocrite.
67. Not being able immediately to name three sacred pieces of music you would want played at your funeral.
66. Dating someone for more than a year. Either break up or get married.
65. Believing enneagrams of personality or Myers-Briggs has any significant value.
64. Shopping on Sunday.
63. Sex outside marriage.
62. Buying cheap furniture at places like Rooms to Go or expensive furniture at Ethan Allen when quality, seasoned furniture can be had at a fraction the price at garage and estate sales.
61. Tying self worth into anything except being a chosen, accepted, and loved child of God.
60. Eating hot dogs.
59. Believing traveling a lot makes you cultured.
58. Using Powerpoint for lectures or presentations.
57. When using a public bathroom, not cleaning from the ground the urine you failed to place appropriately.
56. Allowing your child, by action or noise, to disrupt a restaurant or church services.
55. Yelling at a referee or official
54. Spending more than two weeks of earnings on an engagement ring.
53. Telling jokes that rely on shock and crudeness rather than wit and humor.
52. Failure to return promptly on a basketball court a successful shot to the shooter.
51. Arriving late to church, talking or making noise during services, or leaving before services are finished.
50. Having more than one television in your home.
49. Stickers on your car.
48. Being over 17 and playing fantasy sports.
47. Gambling.
46. Being over 17 and playing video games more than one hour a year.
45. Insulting community colleges.
44. Wearing non-solid color socks or socks with designs
43. Calling tartan plaid
42. Using a parking spot for those with handicaps when no one in the car has a mobility handicap.
41. Wearing clothing that reveals the midriff or cleavage.
40. Wearing an untucked shirt (males).
39. Watching more than one hour of TV per day.
38. Listening to rap, rock-n-roll, or alternative music.
37. Watching professional sports.
36. Listening to music in your car or with headphones that enables anyone but you or those in your car to hear that to which you are listening.
35. Use of split infinitives.
34. Having any taxidermied animal on display in your dwelling.
33. Being influenced by HGTV into believing you need to renovate your home every 5-10 years.
32. Having a BMI over 30 unless you have a medical excuse.
31. Wearing more than a wedding band, a watch, and one other piece of jewelry.
30. Any tattoo
29. Using speakerphone in a public setting.
28. Selling or promoting essential oils.
27. Pierced ears.
26. Consumption of any alcohol except the small portion of wine give during the sacrament of Communion.
25. Paying someone to stand in line on Friday (especially the Friday before Mardi Gras) at Galatorie's.
24. Insulting the New Orleans legend and treasure, Tom Fitzmorris.
23. Littering.
22. Collecting firearms.
21. Looking down at someone due to their geographic origin.
20. When your cooking toolbox consists of stuffing food with cream cheese and then wrapping it with bacon.
19. Being gifted with life and love and not every day falling to one's knees in prayer and gratitude to God.
18. Eating potato salad or deviled eggs.
17. Viewing pornography or images for sexual gratification.
16. Eating more than 1500 calories at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
15. Having ever visited a strip club.
14. Not being an active member in a faith group.
13. Laughing at or mocking those without a home.
12. For Christians, not giving your child a biblical or family name.
11. Giving your kid an obscure biblical name like Keturah (I'm still not 100% this should be on the list).
10. Paying someone else to do your yard work or house work because you are too lazy.
9. Hiring a nanny to raise your child.
8. Owning a European car.
7. Tires on cars that stick out beyond the car's body.
6. Tobacco use of any kind. And vaping for that matter.
5. Speaking with foul, crude, or sexual language.
4. Use of any illicit, mind-altering drug and the encouragement of others to do so.
3. Failure to write physical thank you letters for acts of kindness and gifts.
2. Going on vacation to mass marketed resorts like Disney or the Grand Point Clear when you could instead go to a national park.
1. Using God's name in vain, and that includes any variation of this grave sin, including OMG, oh my goodness, cheesum, and other attempts to soften the blasphemy of the Holy One's name.

This post was edited on 11/10 at 11:32 am


Kafka
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
This is a keeper

Not your Manifesto, but darned impressive


geauxtigers87
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
Can you please just leave again?


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CaptainsWafer
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
51. Having over 50,000 posts on a website


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whit
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
I’m a trashy sumbitch according to your list.


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arseinclarse
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
Good job. Good effort.

Glad that’s off your chest.


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bad93ex
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
Where did you find this list on Reddit?


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Cotten
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
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Paying someone else to do your yard work or house work because you are too lazy

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Use of any illicit, mind-altering drug and the encouragement of others to do so.

You ever try doing yard work sober? Boring as shite. I love cutting the grass stoned to the bone. Try it on a zero turn, you’ll feel like a Transformer.


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WestCoastAg
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
1) making it your lifes work to push your insane manifesto regarding a national championship game over 15 years ago


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Kafka
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
These were my personal faves:
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43. Calling tartan plaid 
 
35. Use of split infinitives. 

24. Insulting the New Orleans legend and treasure, Tom Fitzmorris. 

20. When your cooking toolbox consists of stuffing food with cream cheese and then wrapping it with bacon. 

18. Eating potato salad or deviled eggs. 

8. Owning a European car. 

But as for:
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15. Having ever visited a strip club.
please dude it was only that one time, my friends dragged me there, you can't let that count against me...


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Hawgnsincebirth55
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
Wait so if I have a home with 9 TVs 4 playstations and a Porsche out front I’m trashy? sorry bro your not sophisticated sounds like your just poor


Upperdecker
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
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Groupon has a fantastic deal on 12” GACC cookie cakes at the Gretna mall location. $20 but if you apply the code “sale” you can knock off another $4 and if you use a Chase credit card and apply the Chase Offers for Groupon you’ll get another 10% cash back. I called and upgraded my 12” to 16” for only $5, reducing my final price for a 16” cake to $19. That’s a mere 7.42 cents per square inch.

Fatty


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Upperdecker
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
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Wait so if I have a home with 9 TVs 4 playstations and a Porsche out front I’m trashy? sorry bro your not sophisticated sounds like your just poor

No but anyone from Arkansas is trashy. Sorry baw


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Ed Osteen
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
You’re trying to hard


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GetBackToWork
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
looks like we discovered what HOA presidents do for a hobby.


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Btrtigerfan
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
51. Getting butt hurt when someone says poboy.


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Evil Little Thing
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
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cheesum




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Kcrad
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
People like you give God a headache.


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nugget
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re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect
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Using God's name in vain, and that includes any variation of this grave sin, including OMG, oh my goodness, cheesum, and other attempts to soften the blasphemy of the Holy One's name.


That is not what God’s name in vain means. Uncultured and uneducated on the Bible.


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