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re: Training a dog
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:16 am to CoyoteSong
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:16 am to CoyoteSong
I agree. Dogs are overrated. We need more dog abortion clinics.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:16 am to CoyoteSong
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One of my friends recently told me he regrets not settling down in his 30’s but loved the companionship of a dog and I said you might have been more motivated to find a wife and start a family if you didn’t have a dog in your 30’s. He said true
Blaming the dog for lack of motivation to find a woman... Thats a new one.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:21 am to VernonPLSUfan
I've owned nothing but labs for almost all of my life. Great dogs who love unconditionally and aren't any trouble. When we go on trips we bring them to Pet Paradise, they have their own vacation and love it. If you are like the OP and find them to be a pain and want to stick them in a pen in the yard, don't get a dog.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:24 am to CoyoteSong
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Dog trashed the house with shedding, accidents, etc.
Don't blame the dog because you didn't train him.
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and killed anything that was smaller than it birds, squirrels, possums, etc.
I have two dogs, one of them don't frick around. She has killed birds, a few snakes, a rabbit and some squirrels. The only problem is that she wants to show me what she killed. She came back in and all of a sudden I see her coming with a dead squirrel.

What's wrong with that? Its in some dogs nature to do this.
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I was always worried when guest came over on how my dog would interact with these new people
Put them outside.
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I guess having a dog is good if you are socially awkward or just lonely and value the companionship
What? I mean yeah they are good for those situations as well, but I like having a dog. Its like having other sets of eyes and ears.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:44 am to CoyoteSong
Seems like you were a shitty owner.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:45 am to CoyoteSong
If I had to live in a big city again, I wouldn't want to have another dog. By big city, I'm talking several million people.
I do have a few acres now, so it is a lot more fun having a dog when he can just roam and shite and piss when he wants to and chase critters and live the best dog life.
I do have a few acres now, so it is a lot more fun having a dog when he can just roam and shite and piss when he wants to and chase critters and live the best dog life.
This post was edited on 10/13/22 at 11:13 am
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:47 am to CoyoteSong
Should have gotten a pit bull...they make great companions.
And why did you dog only live 5 years?
And why did you dog only live 5 years?
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:49 am to CoyoteSong
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Regret having a dog?
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:52 am to CoyoteSong
Sounds like you are just a shitty dog owner and never trained your dog. More often than not this also means you are a shitty human.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:54 am to Lonnie Utah
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I'm in my mid 50s. My dad is close to 80. In my life, I've seen him cry 3 times. Two of those were at the loss of a dog.
Well... what was the 3rd?
Posted on 10/13/22 at 10:58 am to H2O Tiger
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My wife and I have a 100lb German Shepherd that hasn't chewed up so much as a shoe. Though if you're a squirrel hanging out in the backyard you better watch out.
Also, have a German Shepherd with an immensely high prey drive, squirrels beware. He’s smarter and much more likable than a lot of people I know.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:11 am to CoyoteSong
One of the worst sharing of thoughts that I have experienced.
You can have a dog and be spontaneous, so long as you train them. You can take long trips if you an afford boarding or are cool enough to have friends. They will not destroy stuff if you exercise them and train them properly. Having a dog does not prevent you from getting a lady, stupid AF. I am more than happy to go out of my to take care of my animals, as they help me in a therapeutic manner and they enrich my life in general. They make me smile more than almost anything.
Sounds like the issue is with your line of thought. Likely speaks more broadly to you as an individual than it does against dogs.
You can have a dog and be spontaneous, so long as you train them. You can take long trips if you an afford boarding or are cool enough to have friends. They will not destroy stuff if you exercise them and train them properly. Having a dog does not prevent you from getting a lady, stupid AF. I am more than happy to go out of my to take care of my animals, as they help me in a therapeutic manner and they enrich my life in general. They make me smile more than almost anything.
Sounds like the issue is with your line of thought. Likely speaks more broadly to you as an individual than it does against dogs.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:18 am to Thracken13
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if you are gonna just leave it outside 100% of the time, just do not get one.
theyre fricking dogs. Sled dogs in Alaska literally sleep outside in feet of snow. Pussification of America doesnt stop with people, dogs are also included
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:18 am to CoyoteSong
everything you described points to you being a bad dog owner.
all those behaviors in the dog are a direct result of you not knowing how to and wanting to learn to train an animal.
The not being able to do trips and vacations is you not wanting to put effort into a little more planning and paying for the accommodations for your pet.
I'm sure you think you were a fine pet owner. I can assure you that you were not.
all those behaviors in the dog are a direct result of you not knowing how to and wanting to learn to train an animal.
The not being able to do trips and vacations is you not wanting to put effort into a little more planning and paying for the accommodations for your pet.
I'm sure you think you were a fine pet owner. I can assure you that you were not.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:20 am to CoyoteSong
I’m not really a pet person in general. Dogs are a hassle and inconvenience. We have 2 right now. I understand people that have them and love them as part of their families but I’ve never felt that way. I don’t know if something is wrong with me.
Growing up we always had dogs but lived next to a highway in the country with no fence. Needless to say most of them died fairly young. Maybe that’s why I’m sort of desensitized.
Growing up we always had dogs but lived next to a highway in the country with no fence. Needless to say most of them died fairly young. Maybe that’s why I’m sort of desensitized.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:24 am to CoyoteSong
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CoyoteSong
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regret having a dog
Recommend a user name change. Unlikeable Douche has a better ring to it.
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:27 am to CoyoteSong
Nope, I have 2 and the worst that happened was the mutt threw up after eating too fast. She ended up eating it again. I have since got her a different bowl that slows her eating down. Last vacation we took my wife's friend house sit and took care of them. If the wife and I was to take a long weekend getaway, the kids are old enough to cover. It just seems like you suck
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:30 am to CoyoteSong
I'm sure this is a troll post but Yes. BLOG TIME!
Now I love dogs, I have had many in my life. I love all dogs except pit bulls who I despise. Got married, got my wife a dog. our yongest son is light of my life. Unfortunately, Dog is not hypoallergenic. Dog sheds a fricking lot. Son has horrific eczema and has always scratched his face /skin off. trouble sleeping, in obvious duress.
brought him to allergist. Lo and behold he is allergic to dog.
wife immediately tells me getting rid of dog is off the table as is keeping her outside. I tell her the hell it is, we had no idea what he'd be allergic to but his comfort and safety are the top priority. Allergies can get better over time but they can also get worse.
Cue divorce-worthy argument. I give her stipulations of dog grooming (which I already know are not realistic, I give the dog more baths than she does and I barely have any time to do it as it is - plus this dog sheds a fricking lot and we are very busy people) and I proceed to clean every nook and cranny of the house while she sat around trying to reject/rationalize reality.
If I never got the dog this would have never been an issue and my son wouldn't have suffered as he did with the scratching and skin infections and etc that he's dealt with. It isn't the dog's fault; it's mine for getting it. but he's fricking allergic, if the grooming and cleaning doesn't work we're kind of out of options.
We have older sons who take after me and love the dog but are on board with making tough decisions.
I'd say the the biggest thing though is the realization that wife seems to value the dog above all of us.
and THAT pisses me off. women, man...
Now I love dogs, I have had many in my life. I love all dogs except pit bulls who I despise. Got married, got my wife a dog. our yongest son is light of my life. Unfortunately, Dog is not hypoallergenic. Dog sheds a fricking lot. Son has horrific eczema and has always scratched his face /skin off. trouble sleeping, in obvious duress.
brought him to allergist. Lo and behold he is allergic to dog.
wife immediately tells me getting rid of dog is off the table as is keeping her outside. I tell her the hell it is, we had no idea what he'd be allergic to but his comfort and safety are the top priority. Allergies can get better over time but they can also get worse.
Cue divorce-worthy argument. I give her stipulations of dog grooming (which I already know are not realistic, I give the dog more baths than she does and I barely have any time to do it as it is - plus this dog sheds a fricking lot and we are very busy people) and I proceed to clean every nook and cranny of the house while she sat around trying to reject/rationalize reality.
If I never got the dog this would have never been an issue and my son wouldn't have suffered as he did with the scratching and skin infections and etc that he's dealt with. It isn't the dog's fault; it's mine for getting it. but he's fricking allergic, if the grooming and cleaning doesn't work we're kind of out of options.
We have older sons who take after me and love the dog but are on board with making tough decisions.
I'd say the the biggest thing though is the realization that wife seems to value the dog above all of us.
and THAT pisses me off. women, man...
This post was edited on 10/13/22 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:30 am to CoyoteSong
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Not giving human emotions to a dog, but dogs do have emotions and there are countless instances where dogs give their life protecting their human owner or family member. That’s a pretty big selfless act that shows what that person means to the dog.
There are also plenty of instances where a dog takes the life of their loving owner and take the life of family members. Dog bites send over 10,000 people to the hospital each year.
Oh, so this was a troll post the entire time. Got it
Posted on 10/13/22 at 11:41 am to AlumneyeJ93
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Also, have a German Shepherd with an immensely high prey drive, squirrels beware. He’s smarter and much more likable than a lot of people I know.
He gets lots of things to chase after since we live on a greenbelt. Fox, squirrels, possums, etc. Fortunately the squirrels are the only things that come in the yard.
He's also definitely more likeable than most people. Just a big baby.

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