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Today is National Joke Day

Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:28 am
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:28 am
I went to a zoo the other day. They only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107462 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:29 am to
mexican weather forecast

cold today
hot tamale
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33445 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I went to a zoo the other day. They only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.




Posted by OnTheBrink
TN
Member since Mar 2012
5418 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:39 am to
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!!
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93688 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:39 am to
What's brown and sticky?

















A stick.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:40 am to
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141040 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:41 am to
the mayors of Baton Rouge & NOLA

there are your jokes
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 11:13 am
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:41 am to
What's green and has wheels?








Grass, I lied about the wheels
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29211 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:42 am to
quote:

cold today
hot tamale




CHILI today
hot tamalae
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3731 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:42 am to
You want to hear the joke about a sheet of paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.
Posted by B_LSU90
Member since Apr 2017
108 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:43 am to
Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:44 am to
I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself … That’s the last thing I need.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish


I feel like this works better as, "What's Sean Connery's favourite sport? Tennish."

Yes, favourite for those wacko euros
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:45 am to
Do you know why Helen Keller couldn't drive?

















She was a woman.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107462 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:47 am to
yawl hear that ups, amazon & fed ex are merging?


the new name will upsamafedzomex
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12079 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:51 am to
Longest Joke in the World

The payoff is much better if you actually read it.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:54 am to
Want to hear a joke about salt?

Na
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94843 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:01 am to
What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:07 am to
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?





Christopher Walken.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39040 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:16 am to
I was at the bank the other day, and an elderly woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her.
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