DuckManiak

Duck the poster doesn’t know who that was. RIP tho...

[quote]I stop by the store every night to get a 4 pack of beer to drink after work[/quote] I bet you’re fat. [quote]’ll drink my first beer because the beer is not ice cold and I almost dry heave vomit.[/quote] Only an alcoholic would not just wait until the beer is cold. [quote]I’ll take a sip ...

[quote]Not me but my wife got drunk and told my Baptist mother to go frick herself on Easter weekend [/quote] This needs its own thread....

Cops need to have fun, too. They were radioing ahead a BOLO and seeing how many times they could pull you over. [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/V4CuzQpJDrylG/giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]I'm just going to wait for the movie. [/quote] I’ve seen a couple of them. They’re meh....

[quote]You married your twin sister...[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKJBTMtRfSgY3yo/giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]Shes 6 years older than me... gotcha beat[/quote] It’s fun to tell people we just met that she’s a cougar and it comes out we’re actually the same age. She gets flustered because women actually care about that sorta thing....

She’s 4 months older than me. I married a cougar....

This is the type of video where I’d lock the door to the family computer room and stare for hours swearing that I’d find the nip slip. ...I know because I did it last night....

[quote]Private sports lessons for your child... YIKES[/quote] Sorry, coach. Blayze didn’t get enough reps in today. If you were a better coach, this wouldn’t be necessary....

[quote]train with the child's form...like golf, you don't change everything...just fix what's really wrong.[/quote] I agree with private coaching. There’s no way it’s a problem if you film it. If there is, find someone else....

[quote]I want to video it, but I talked to someone who said no way, that's his business. [/quote] For every 1 paid private sports coach, there’s 10 on YouTube doing it for free. Seems a bit presumptuous of the coach who won’t let you video that he knows something others don’t, wouldn’t you say?...

[quote]”He was like a big teddy-bear guy with big bushy eyebrows and thick forearms," said Canessa's friend and insurance agent, Rob Cambias.[/quote] That’s a really weird way to describe a supposed friend....

Tommy’s auto in Ponchatoula. Great guy and very reasonable....

Bruh......

6’0 183...

I installed a kenwood 4 channel amp with a Bluetooth receiver and 2 marine speakers in my bass boat. It was plenty loud enough while fishing, but couldn’t hear it when running which was fine for me. I had Boat City install the speakers because I didn’t want to cut into my fiberglass myself. Whol...

I wonder how many inmates aren’t allowed to be within that perimeter of a school....

[quote]That’s not very nice, Carl.[/quote] Carl’s username suggests that he may need anger management....

[quote]He's also pushed for [b]common-sense actions[/b] on topics from immigration policy to infrastructure spending. So he's often been asked whether he would run for president. [/quote] This is what most would call lazy politics. Why do liberals champion this phrase “common-sense” but never get i...