DuckManiak

Get a party bus to drive to dinner, then just around town. You’ll have way more fun partying in that with your friends than anywhere you’ll go in Shreveport or Monroe....

You’ll eventually hate yourself and your S/O if you work for Exxon in Baton Rouge. Work at Shell. Your life will be better. ETA: I switched to chemical. Big oil isn’t where I wanted to be. I worked 2 years at Exxon as a contractor and 3 years at Shell for company. The difference was night an...

[quote]said that it was her garage sale money.[/quote] Aka a hooker....

[quote]Donate it. Buying a bottle of bourbon with it[/quote] Liver donations are the best donations in my book. :cheers:...

I’ve learned to just let them do their thing. Why do you care if her pasta was too hot? ...

Wife and I both have stomach virus now. It hit me Tuesday, and I haven’t eaten a solid meal once since then. Currently heading to our guest bathroom in 30 minute increments. Broke mid grade fever last night. Luckily, off until Tuesday night....

What you need to do is buy 5 35” BFGs and remove the fender flares....

[quote]Is that a shooting house on the field...?[/quote] Yeah, they shoot videos of football practice....

[quote]Frick that. I’d rather starve to death than put myself into that sardine can plummeting into the depths of the Earth.[/quote] You wouldn’t have lived in a mining town, then. It’s crazy how dangerous that business was. I’d say at least 30% of those baws in that picture lost their lives try...

B is at fault. As far as the law is concerned, blinkers are an indication of turning, but no law says you [b]have[/b] to turn if you have your blinker activated. B shall receive a failure to yield to right of way vehicle A....

This is ridiculous....

‘13 Sierra paid off with 60,000 miles ‘08 rav-4 lake runner with 186,000 miles ...

[quote]STA graduate?[/quote] Nah, baw. Ponchatoula alumni. I graduated with Dr. Acosta’s grandson....

Don’t know where you are, but Dr. Acosta in Hammond was the GOAT back in the day. He single handily bumped me 5 points between tests with tips and tricks. Dude knows his way around a standardized test. ...

My wife’s job requires her to have it, so she gets one every year. I haven’t had one since high school. To my knowledge, neither of us have ever tested positive for the flu....

1 minor- my fault- failure to yield 1 major- other driver’s fault-failure to yield Both in high school. Luckily, no injuries to myself in either....

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[quote]I have two contacts very very close to JBE that would get in his ear about removing Alexander (if he has ability to) if he wants re-election[/quote] No you don’t....

Nope. I’ve seen it, though. Wife’s cousin accidentally ate pecan crusted oysters at a wedding reception. Had a pretty bad reaction....

[quote]My ex even took me to a big sex party in Liverpool where he watched me have sex with six men at once.[/quote] Guy finally realized there’s no woman worth that amount of crazy....