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re: Today is National Joke Day

Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21661 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:09 pm to
Oldie but a goodie:

How do you change a fruit into a vegetable? Turn a 600 pound white tiger loose on him.
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44439 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:46 pm to
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?





A Private Tutor!
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
21153 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:48 pm to
This fine babe was walking down a road when suddenly this little guy dressed in green pops out of some nearby bushes and startles her. He says "Lassie, no worries, I am a leprechaun. If you will join me behind the bushes and let me have my way with you, I will take you to my pot o'gold and let you fill up a bucket-full of gold for yourself."

So she thinks about the proposition for a moment and decides she wants the gold really badly and agrees. They do their thing and right after, the little guy starts to walk away. The gal asks..."Wait, what about my gold?" and in reply the little guy says "Damn woman, aren't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?"
Posted by Kige Ramsey
1996,1998,2012.
Member since Jul 2007
44439 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:51 pm to
Why did the picture go to jail?



Because he was framed!
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26978 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:59 pm to
What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement


What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
Senator.
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