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Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Gary Busey
Member since Dec 2014
33277 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:21 am to
I want to say a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:21 am to
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?





Church
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26627 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:22 am to
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Today is National Joke Day



Finally a day honoring Ole Miss....
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104470 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Today is National Joke Day


I'm sure Oweo will be running along shortly to tell us plenty.
Posted by WhiskeyBusiness
Member since Aug 2011
1160 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:23 am to
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?












A carrot.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:34 am to
Anybody like Elton John? He's a very talented musician. He can play the hell out of a piano, but I hear he sucks on the organ.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:38 am to
I was going to make a gay joke, butt frick it.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 10:53 am to
I drove by a gas station. There was a sign "Self Service. Help Wanted."
So I went in and hired myself.

---

Police arrested a man who couldn't spell.
They caught him in a warehouse.
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 10:57 am
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:02 am to
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?









Dr. Dre
Posted by yessir
Here
Member since Apr 2008
6585 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:04 am to
What's brown and runny?





Usain Bolt
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62218 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:05 am to
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?


I'm not paying $200 to let a lentil on me.
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9346 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:16 am to
Where does a waitress with one leg work?









IHOP
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27633 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:23 am to
Knock, knock

Who's there

The doorbell repairman
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:23 am to
Why don't Zombies eat clowns?

because they taste funny
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 11:40 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:28 am to
How does a Jew make coffee?




Hebrews it
Posted by sugar71
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
9967 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:30 am to
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Today is National Joke Day


Nope Trump elected on Nov. 8. Jokes on us.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:35 am to
Nvm.

I'll get banned for that...
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 11:36 am
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:38 am to
Mitch Landrieu
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:40 am to
A grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender looks up and says, "Hey, guy, we got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "yall have a drink named Steve?"
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 11:47 am to
Once I got stung by the worst insect known to man

The hepatitis bee



Once I went swimming in the worst place known to man

The hepatitis sea


My grandfather was a peeping tom... he drilled holes in the floor of his apartment to spy on the people below... he's deceased now, but I like to think he's up there somewhere, looking down at us
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