Tinder girl’s bio poses an interesting question

Ask Joe Biden.

My almost 4 year old had me pinned pretty good into the side of the couch. I honestly had to utilize some muscles I hadn’t used in a long time to get him off me. I’m an out of shape little bitch, but still. Little kids are stronger than you think. I think the average adult would have their hands full against just two 7 year olds.

It really depends if we're worried about injuries or not; both to the 7 year old kids and ourselves.

If we're not worried about hurting the kids at all, I could probably take 5 to 7 of them by brute force by punching the shite out of them and dive kicking several of them at once both feet first

That's a man, baby.

Are they coming at me in waves? One at a time? Or just a massive dog pile of 7 year olds the likes of which can only be found in hunter bidens dreams?

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Is that splooge on her inner thigh?

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You might need to see a doctor if that's all you're working with

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Are they coming at me in waves? One at a time?

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I’m wondering the same, if it’s Gears style horde mode and the waves start light then increase in numbers but you get a slight breather in between waves I would do pretty well. If it’s rumble pit style all at once, not so much

I would decimate those little mfers

Being able to fully punch and kick I'd say I could take about 17-20 before they got me down