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re: Tinder girl’s bio poses an interesting question

Posted on 6/26/21 at 5:16 am to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51685 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 5:16 am to
The question makes me think of this.

Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31992 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 6:08 am to
That’s the best picture she’s ever taken. I bet she’s a IRL 3.5.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26423 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 6:17 am to
quote:

Mingo


Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30154 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 6:21 am to
Those little bastards are gonna have to swarm me like Agent Smith in The Matrix.
This post was edited on 6/26/21 at 6:23 am
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7794 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 7:30 am to
Would smash that but I wouldn’t be proud at all
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27746 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 7:39 am to
We may need to ask Hammertime how do you check knuckles on a 7 year old.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4658 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 7:41 am to
I would whip the shite out of 50 7 years olds. I don’t know what’s wrong with you out of shape motherfrickers. I’m knocking out baby teeth left and right
This post was edited on 6/26/21 at 7:46 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24034 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 7:52 am to
Dude this question has been around the internet since at least 2004
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
26954 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 7:54 am to
It depends how coordinated their attack is. Being in a corner would actually help. They couldn’t flank you.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24833 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:00 am to
quote:

My almost 4 year old had me pinned pretty good into the side of the couch. I honestly had to utilize some muscles I hadn’t used in a long time to get him off me. I’m an out of shape little bitch, but still. Little kids are stronger than you think. I think the average adult would have their hands full against just two 7 year olds.


Congrats I guess on telling the whole website you’re a huge pussy?
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7885 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:27 am to
I hope you are kidding, WTF
2-50lb kids

I hope your husband takes it easy on you.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13946 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:40 am to
Is she a school teacher?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80706 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:42 am to
You can probably hold off two with each hand.

After that they can get around whatever you try to do to block them.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79846 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:42 am to
quote:

In this context, I take it to mean pushing/plowing through 7 year olds, like running backs who “fight off” tackles
Even with your context you'd be close to maxing out at two? Do you resemble Kip from Napoleon Dynamite?
Posted by Josephl78
Ponchatoula
Member since Oct 2010
878 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:45 am to
There’s a joke about a teacher in there somewhere…
This post was edited on 6/26/21 at 8:45 am
Posted by Crisprdestroyer
Member since Sep 2017
726 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 8:56 am to
I actually had this discussion with my son couple days ago. Their are two main variables the temperament of the kids and the environment. Worst case is enclosed environment and 28 days later type rabid children. If that’s the case you would lucky to get over five.
Posted by OKScattles
Member since May 2021
4 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 9:24 am to
You are very soft!
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6351 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 9:28 am to
Is anyone going to comment how rough she looks for 27?
Posted by Devilsturn
Member since Aug 2020
253 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 9:35 am to
She a hoe fa-sho
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 6/26/21 at 9:36 am to
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