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re: This Valet got his best tip ever (and a raging case of blue balls!)

Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:23 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83616 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:23 am to
feet are too big WNHI
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117979 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:25 am to
That was boring AF
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
124102 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:27 am to
If you ever think you are doing really well financially and in the lady department, go to Monaco. You will be knocked down about 1000000 pegs.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
75081 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:27 am to
I'll sound like a broken record, but I just don't get the fascination with random Internet women that you see once in your life. We will never meet this person, and her current beauty is almost assuredly bolstered by youth and professional makeup. The world of modeling is just so damn fake and vapid. Photoshop here, professional contouring there, and bam you're fit for the gods.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117979 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 9:27 am to
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What the heck is with all the homos and soy boy incells down voting?


You can see hot bitches all over the internet. What shite you posted is basic AF.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87190 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:14 am to
the dude walking behind her in the nikes is what i picture 99% of the OT looks like
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5647 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:20 am to
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She looks miserable


was thinking the same thing. probably couldn't stand being around her for more than a minute, i dont care how pretty she is.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12501 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:22 am to
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I just don't get the fascination with random Internet women that you see once in your life. We will never meet this person, and her current beauty is almost assuredly bolstered by youth and professional makeup.


Hold up guys. watch it again. The joke is she spreads her legs for him and he looks right at her coochie.

Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16719 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 10:29 am to
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She's probably more expensive to maintain than the car.

But more fun under the hood.
This post was edited on 5/1/25 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34422 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 2:34 pm to
Elisa Mulder
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58892 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 3:49 pm to
Best part of that was the photo bomb at the end!
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11565 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:00 pm to
I’d rather have cash.
Shouldn’t she be on the frontlines in Ukraine?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14838 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:03 pm to
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Its like cougar heaven.


WHy is this?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14838 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:09 pm to
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a girl like that is good for one thing, and she knows that.


Sad existence.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:10 pm to
She's a 4 in Poland.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
39208 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 4:44 pm to
When I did valet a lot of ladies would spread getting out of the car and then hold the position for a bit and watch our reaction
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59952 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 5:33 pm to
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What the heck is with all the homos and soy boy incells down voting?


You sound like a simp arse incel if that's all it takes to get you riled up.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3726 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 6:59 pm to
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WHy is this?


Don't ask why. Just accept its energy and enjoy the ride
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
39675 posts
Posted on 5/1/25 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
12501 posts
Posted on 5/2/25 at 5:03 am to
quote:

You sound like a simp arse incel if that's all it takes to get you riled up.

Sorry to upset you so. I apologize for denigrating your Simp A$$, soy boy, incel, lifestyle...

I mean after all, it's MAGA free country again, right?


I'll watch my tongue before I post such an inconsiderate atrocity next time...

No worries, enjoy masturbating all weekend!
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