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re: This is all your teen son needs to do to be a "stud" in school and get prom invites

Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:21 am to
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:21 am to
'member when it was misogynistic to ask/mention a woman's period?

I 'member.

Lace that thing with itching powder and grab her by the vagina when she starts squirming.

Then mansplain to her why she shouldn't trust things with dicks that come bearing gifts.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138931 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Lace that thing with itching powder and grab her by the vagina when she starts squirming. Then mansplain to her why she shouldn't trust things with dicks that come bearing gifts.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150151 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Lace that thing with itching powder and grab her by the vagina when she starts squirming.
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
1305 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:33 am to
If you use a calendar to track all the girls' menstrual cycles you don't even have to ask.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:35 am to
depends on what the dude looks like
looks like Clooney, women are flattered, dude is charming

looks like Buscemi, women are frightened, dude is creepy
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5134 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 10:46 am to
Next time I'm taking a shite in a public restroom and there's no TP, I'm gonna yell over to the women's room and tell them if one of you bring me some toilet paper, I might just take you out on a date if you're lucky.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41037 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 11:04 am to
I'm confused. Don't radical lesbian feminists state that all penetrative sex is rape? Why is she trying to facilitate the rape of her strong, fierce sisters?
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3772 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 11:06 am to
Is this what they're referring to when they say "rizz em with the 'tism?"
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 11:08 am to
Unfortunately invites dont = pussy.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46861 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 11:26 am to
Careful of this Monica girl, Stout. Her tampon ideas have a string attached...
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7208 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 11:52 am to
Imagine being a high school guy buying tampons at Walgreens for this purpose.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
26657 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:35 pm to
Nothing like a white liberal woman projecting how everybody else would feel

Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6793 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:46 pm to


That is the face (and writing) of a woman who has not had an externally induced orgasm in years, possibly decades.

If a handsome, in shape guy made eye contact with her and firmly grabbed her leg, she would burst like a water balloon.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6149 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 12:56 pm to
She looks like a robot
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59285 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:11 pm to
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How to enter the Friend Zone in one easy step...
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 8/12/24 at 1:13 pm to
if i caught my son with a tampon in his backpack I'd whip his arse. Plain and simple.
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