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re: This house looks like a good investment
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:46 pm to boxcarbarney
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:46 pm to boxcarbarney
It's a BOGO deal.
Buy the house; the sellers throw in the lawsuit for free.
Buy the house; the sellers throw in the lawsuit for free.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:51 pm to boxcarbarney
It looks like someone lowered a double wide
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:36 pm to AlterDWI
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I saw a story the other day about how sophisticated some of these squatters have become. They know the law better than the cops in many cases. They will make fake lease agreements. They will fool the utility company into putting their names on utility bills. Cops basically don't know who to believe so they just chalk it up to a civil matter & tell them to settle it in court which obviously can take months or years.
There is a squatter hunter guy on Instagram. He gets property owner to give him a lease then he and his team moves in with the squatter.
They get pissed but he has a lease so the law cant remove him. In one instance he found out the squatter had a fear of snakes and had someone loan him a bunch of pythons and other non venomous snakes. She moved out that day.
He also said if the squatter is on probation he just brings a firearm into the home and the police can then take him away for a parole violation.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:40 pm to alphaandomega
Shout out Asian Andy.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:43 pm to alphaandomega
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here is a squatter hunter guy on Instagram. He gets property owner to give him a lease then he and his team moves in with the squatter.
Counter-squatters are awesome.
They also play loud music at night, cook smelly food, etc. Be horrible roommates.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:56 pm to SantaFe
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Multiple tear gas canisters will get those squaters out pronto.
Have it fumigated for termites and kill two families of bugs with one treatment.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:58 pm to boxcarbarney
I bet an OT go fund me would spur an eviction and create an TD rental investment fund that would be profitable annually and twice as exciting to be part of
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:45 pm to boxcarbarney
Even without squatters, it's over-priced.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:32 pm to boxcarbarney
So the occupants aren’t the owners and don’t pay rent and they expect someone to buy it and the occupants stay? Am I reading that right? Wtf
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:12 pm to boxcarbarney
If I buy it I can tear gas my own home if I choose to right? It’s just a DIY version of fumigation
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:26 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Depending on the state, changing the locks on squatters can be illegal
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:33 pm to boxcarbarney
Are you allowed to burn down your own home if you don’t plan to file an insurance claim? Property probably more valuable than the shitty house.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:36 pm to Jetstream 2000
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Are you allowed to burn down your own home if you don’t plan to file an insurance claim?
Absolutely, provided you live in one of the zero states that don't recognize the crime of arson.
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:27 pm to PCRammer
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With a 3/4 ton and Mustang in the driveway. checks out. ....and a boat
Go look at Google Maps and check out the 20 cars in the back yard.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 7:38 am to iwyLSUiwy
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Both times it was when someone went two months without paying. I went about it the same way both times.
They left for work or wherever one morning, I go over there and change all the locks, and pack everything they own in that house and put it by the street and send them a text that says "Hey all your stuff is out by the street, you might want to come get it before the trash people come."
I love everything about this approach.
And, it’s unfortunately illegal in a lot of states.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:14 am to Dadren
Squatting is a way of life in Maine. Renters occupy in summer months, pay rent and utilities just like normal. Until winter. They stop paying everything. By state law, owner can't evict them and has to pay utilities so they stay comfortable.
City of Atlanta is the same.
Liberal shite holes.
City of Atlanta is the same.
Liberal shite holes.
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:30 am to deltaland
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So the occupants aren’t the owners and don’t pay rent and they expect someone to buy it and the occupants stay? Am I reading that right? Wtf
I think they're saying "There are people living there who will not let anyone into the property. After you buy it what happens to them is now your problem."
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:50 am to Dadren
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I love everything about this approach.
And, it’s unfortunately illegal in a lot of states.
It might be illegal in Louisiana, I don't know, I figure it is. But I didn't care, I knew neither of these people had the balls to show up at my house with a cop and ask for a new key to the house they stopped paying for
Both instances were single guys so it was a little different. I'm sure I would have went about it in a legal ay if it was a family.
Years ago before I do what I do now I worked on foreclosed homes for banks. Some I'd just have to go in and take everything out of the house and some of these houses had been foreclosed and empty for years but some of them were freshly foreclosed on. I used to carry a pistol in the truck because it's a bad feeling when you're in a house throwing everything in a dump trailer and the person that used to live there pulls up. Had one mobile I was in had 5 dudes in three truck pull up and block my truck from getting out of the driveway. I thought that one was going to be bad, defintiely had my heart rate up.

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