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re: This house looks like a good investment

Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:46 pm to
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:46 pm to
It's a BOGO deal.

Buy the house; the sellers throw in the lawsuit for free.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56847 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:49 pm to
Squatters?
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
15168 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 3:51 pm to
It looks like someone lowered a double wide
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17416 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:36 pm to
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I saw a story the other day about how sophisticated some of these squatters have become. They know the law better than the cops in many cases. They will make fake lease agreements. They will fool the utility company into putting their names on utility bills. Cops basically don't know who to believe so they just chalk it up to a civil matter & tell them to settle it in court which obviously can take months or years.



There is a squatter hunter guy on Instagram. He gets property owner to give him a lease then he and his team moves in with the squatter.

They get pissed but he has a lease so the law cant remove him. In one instance he found out the squatter had a fear of snakes and had someone loan him a bunch of pythons and other non venomous snakes. She moved out that day.

He also said if the squatter is on probation he just brings a firearm into the home and the police can then take him away for a parole violation.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
42034 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:40 pm to
Shout out Asian Andy.

IYKYK
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82941 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

here is a squatter hunter guy on Instagram. He gets property owner to give him a lease then he and his team moves in with the squatter.


Counter-squatters are awesome.

They also play loud music at night, cook smelly food, etc. Be horrible roommates.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
23289 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:56 pm to
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Multiple tear gas canisters will get those squaters out pronto.

Have it fumigated for termites and kill two families of bugs with one treatment.
Posted by Hotgin
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
1588 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 4:58 pm to
I bet an OT go fund me would spur an eviction and create an TD rental investment fund that would be profitable annually and twice as exciting to be part of
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5257 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 5:45 pm to
Even without squatters, it's over-priced.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104235 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 6:32 pm to
So the occupants aren’t the owners and don’t pay rent and they expect someone to buy it and the occupants stay? Am I reading that right? Wtf
Posted by PhillyTiger90
Not Phillytiger9
Member since Dec 2015
12010 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:12 pm to
If I buy it I can tear gas my own home if I choose to right? It’s just a DIY version of fumigation
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19564 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:23 pm to
Good bones
Posted by OeauxMy
Member since Feb 2017
463 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:26 pm to
Depending on the state, changing the locks on squatters can be illegal
Posted by Jetstream 2000
Member since Jan 2021
306 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:33 pm to
Are you allowed to burn down your own home if you don’t plan to file an insurance claim? Property probably more valuable than the shitty house.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5550 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:36 pm to
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Are you allowed to burn down your own home if you don’t plan to file an insurance claim?


Absolutely, provided you live in one of the zero states that don't recognize the crime of arson.

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59491 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:27 pm to
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With a 3/4 ton and Mustang in the driveway. checks out. ....and a boat


Go look at Google Maps and check out the 20 cars in the back yard.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3490 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 7:38 am to
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Both times it was when someone went two months without paying. I went about it the same way both times.

They left for work or wherever one morning, I go over there and change all the locks, and pack everything they own in that house and put it by the street and send them a text that says "Hey all your stuff is out by the street, you might want to come get it before the trash people come."

I love everything about this approach.

And, it’s unfortunately illegal in a lot of states.
Posted by mallardhank
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2006
1349 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:14 am to
Squatting is a way of life in Maine. Renters occupy in summer months, pay rent and utilities just like normal. Until winter. They stop paying everything. By state law, owner can't evict them and has to pay utilities so they stay comfortable.
City of Atlanta is the same.
Liberal shite holes.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27471 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:30 am to
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So the occupants aren’t the owners and don’t pay rent and they expect someone to buy it and the occupants stay? Am I reading that right? Wtf



I think they're saying "There are people living there who will not let anyone into the property. After you buy it what happens to them is now your problem."
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43839 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 9:50 am to
quote:

I love everything about this approach.

And, it’s unfortunately illegal in a lot of states.


It might be illegal in Louisiana, I don't know, I figure it is. But I didn't care, I knew neither of these people had the balls to show up at my house with a cop and ask for a new key to the house they stopped paying for

Both instances were single guys so it was a little different. I'm sure I would have went about it in a legal ay if it was a family.

Years ago before I do what I do now I worked on foreclosed homes for banks. Some I'd just have to go in and take everything out of the house and some of these houses had been foreclosed and empty for years but some of them were freshly foreclosed on. I used to carry a pistol in the truck because it's a bad feeling when you're in a house throwing everything in a dump trailer and the person that used to live there pulls up. Had one mobile I was in had 5 dudes in three truck pull up and block my truck from getting out of the driveway. I thought that one was going to be bad, defintiely had my heart rate up.
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