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re: There's a little mouse in my basement I think it's dead but I'm still scared of it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:38 am to SirWinston
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:38 am to SirWinston
The interesting is that I've lived in this house for almost 4 years and I've never seen a live mouse before. I've seen a few identical tiny mice that are decades old and just like mothed over - they all looked exactly like this one. Just a cute tiny little thing.
No idea why I'm so frightened of it it's honestly lame AF I get it.
No idea why I'm so frightened of it it's honestly lame AF I get it.
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Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:38 am to SirWinston
I can only imagine what your pussy arse would do if a bat got into your house. Probably sell it and move.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:38 am to SirWinston
There are few more satisfying sounds in the world than the snap of a mousetrap doing its job.
If that mouse is lying still, out in the open, get a dustpan or shovel, pick him up, and throw him outside.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:38 am to SirWinston
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This morning I'm trying to screw up my courage to go lift the bucket and see if it's moved.
It’s a mouse man.
I remember when I was a kid, there was a rat in the dog food barrel, and my dad reached in there, picked it up by the tail and beat it to death with a baseball bat, dangling in the air.
It was pretty metal.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:39 am to SirWinston
If it's still alive, scoop it up and take it to the kitchen. Maybe it can cook or some shite.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:41 am to SirWinston
This is a picture of you correct?
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:43 am to SirWinston
What exactly is it that you think is going to happen that has you so scared?
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:43 am to SirWinston
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There's a little mouse in my basement I think it's dead but I'm still scared of it.
It is a mouse, not a damn lion.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:45 am to TheHarahanian
Here's what the situation looks like - I'm going to take an adderall and kind of wake up and then lift the bucket to see. Thanks for the help
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:46 am to SirWinston
I didn't know you were a teeenage girl. Explains a lot.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:47 am to MasterJSchroeder
Like the mouse kind of staggers away but quick enough to where I can't get it?
Or maybe I have to step on it or something? I don't know it's good to talk about it - like even the worst case scenario isn't really that bad or scary. And most likely it's dead right?
I'm definitely disappointed in myself I have no problem admitting that
Or maybe I have to step on it or something? I don't know it's good to talk about it - like even the worst case scenario isn't really that bad or scary. And most likely it's dead right?
I'm definitely disappointed in myself I have no problem admitting that
This post was edited on 5/11/22 at 11:48 am
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:47 am to SirWinston
You need to buy some snakes and release them in your house
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:47 am to SirWinston
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I'm going to take an adderall and kind of wake up and then lift the bucket to see
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:47 am to SirWinston
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Here's what the situation looks like - I'm going to take an adderall and kind of wake up and then lift the bucket to see. Thanks for the help
Gotta hit that meth before committing that murder
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:50 am to SirWinston
You should put him on your head and then put a chef's hat on over the little mouse and have him direct you how to cook. Who knows, maybe you can really impress some food critics and work in a fancy restaurant one day.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:55 am to SirWinston
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There's a little mouse in my basement I think it's dead but I'm still scared of it.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 11:59 am to SirWinston
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Here's what the situation looks like - I'm going to take an adderall and kind of wake up and then lift the bucket to see.
Here's this for when you lift that bucket and the mouse is gone...
Posted on 5/11/22 at 12:03 pm to SirWinston
When I was 10, my brother (13) figured out a mouse was living in some boxes in the garage. That won't do.
His plan was he would tip the mouse out of the box onto the floor, I would pin it with a broom before it scrambled, and he would pick up a nearby softball bat, and whack the broom a couple of times.
Kind of 3 Stooges but it worked. If any of your neighbors have preteen sons, they can probably handle this for you.
His plan was he would tip the mouse out of the box onto the floor, I would pin it with a broom before it scrambled, and he would pick up a nearby softball bat, and whack the broom a couple of times.
Kind of 3 Stooges but it worked. If any of your neighbors have preteen sons, they can probably handle this for you.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 12:04 pm to SirWinston
What if the Loyal Sons of Albion who had the courage to charge into the German heavy machine gun fire at the Somme on July 1st, 1916, were as lily-livered as you, my lad? Nay, never could the glory of the 60,000 British casualties have been achieved on that First Day of the Somme.
How sad for you to know that never could you merit to be so courageous.
How sad for you to know that never could you merit to be so courageous.
Posted on 5/11/22 at 12:04 pm to SirWinston
If it moves buy a mousetrap. If it doesn't, scoop it up with a shovel. This isn't rocket science. It's not going to hurt you.
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