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The Library of Congress let Lizzo play a Crystal Flute Owned by James Madison
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:23 pm
while twerking...what a time to be alive
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Lizzo played a short and sweet reverberating note before pulling back and looking at the flute in amazement. She then played another trill while twerking to the adoring audience’s applause.
She held the flute over her head like a trophy before returning it the handlers and jogging back over to her microphone.
“B**ch, I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight,” Lizzo declared.
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Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:25 pm to Oates Mustache
But she declined when offered a flute glass of Slim Quick.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:25 pm to Oates Mustache
Thar she blows!
Would that be considered a triple entendre?
Would that be considered a triple entendre?
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:26 pm to Oates Mustache
Flutes were made to be played
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:26 pm to Oates Mustache
And, this will be the last person to play it, unless someone wants Herpes.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:27 pm to Oates Mustache
quote:
“B**ch, I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from the 1800s. We just made history tonight,” Lizzo declared.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:27 pm to Oates Mustache
Did she eat it?
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:27 pm to Oates Mustache
There are people obsessed with degrading and destroying everything that came before. They insist on telling us that ugly is beautiful. This is just another example.
That walking blob of cholesterol is a symptom of the cultural rot being pushed on us right now.
That walking blob of cholesterol is a symptom of the cultural rot being pushed on us right now.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:28 pm to pbro62
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Did she eat it?
Yeah, she thought it was a Krystal Burger.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:28 pm to Oates Mustache
Bring back Trump.
Now.
Now.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:29 pm to Oates Mustache
James Madison was probably racist. That makes Lizzo racist.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:29 pm to Oates Mustache
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:29 pm to Oates Mustache
It really looks like she could eat up blockers in the run game.
How does she perform in the trenches?
How does she perform in the trenches?
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:29 pm to Oates Mustache
The humiliation is the point.
You never think you’ll live to see America get to its "Caligula name his horse a senator" moment but we are almost there.
You never think you’ll live to see America get to its "Caligula name his horse a senator" moment but we are almost there.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:29 pm to Oates Mustache
To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:30 pm to HenryParsons
She also ate 3 boxes of Dolly Madison’s Zinger snack cakes before the show.
This post was edited on 9/29/22 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:30 pm to Oates Mustache
Ok
Posted on 9/29/22 at 2:30 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
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Bring back Trump.
Presumably not because of fat
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