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It’s a little harder to flirt with a secretary you can’t see, but I get by. That and the same amount of BS meetings pretty much fills a day......

They've all been mentioned, but I will second: Jean-Ralphio - PnR Dean Pelton - Community Stevie Janowski - Eastbound and Down (although could make argument he's a main...) All three are absolute scene stealers...

What will memaw watch now??...

You can’t trust these things...my watch said I ran a 5k with a 7 min pace one time when I was masturbating......

My Jody costume came in today...

Who??...

I enjoyed the movie for what it was. It’s not going to wow critics cause it tried to be “deep” but never quite got there. But I’m just an idiot so it so I enjoyed it. That Peggy chick...definitely jumped off the screen. Natural beauty. ...

[quote]Brad Pitt is made out of vagina and diamonds[/quote] When Brad Pitt speaks it sounds like a million little babies just eating cookies, all at once...

:what year is it gif:...

"I got bit by a black widow at the bus stop the other day....she was in her 40's" "Women like to wear this stuff called Spanx...which I refer to as cramoflauge" "I grew up in Covington, LA. I went to the same jr high school as Lee Harvey Oswald. Also the hometown of NBA legend Pistol Pete Mara...

Bro...it’s Friday night...we’re all plowing our hands cause our old ladies got them weekend blues headaches...nobody got time for this......

[quote]Yeh, well that's just like, your opinion...man... -JBE[/quote] ...

I’d like to put my stalk in Uma Thurmans pollen hole...

All the old studies found that out as well...

Lined in red to signify the blood of all the businesses she's murdered in the past year....

Is Owlie in a wheelchair too? Trying to see if this is going to be like an episode of battle bots or what......

Disappointed I never got to ride the short bull ...

[quote]I know folks in the high 6 figure income bracket that are miserable, but others that don’t make close to 100k but are happy. [/quote] This is truth - I was driving through good ol' Start, LA the other day and there was a couple of trailer rats that were sitting outside in the midst of thei...

[quote]quote: Michael Schur came out after season 2 or 3 and said they couldn't believe people identified with the character and that all his positions were supposed to be jokes. Shows you how stupid and detached from reality hollywood is.[/quote] Came to post exactly this. Still...easily...

Worst part of all this is his OT baller status is on the line....