re: Tell us your best bad joke

Here is one...Olympic Themed:

What's the difference between swimming and diving?

Mark Spitz and Greg swallows :)

I like my whiskey like I like my women...








18 years old and mixed up with coke

quote:

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"My word," says one woman, "look at the shape that poor old man is in." The other woman responds "Yea, but his suit sure looks good."

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I love that joke. Have an upvote.

A guy is nervous to meet new women, so he asks his buddy, the ladies man, to help him out.

Buddy tells him to go to the club, have a drink to loosen up. After that, the buddy tells him to pick a woman on the dance floor and go up to her and say "your tits look nice in that sweater". After this, the woman will ask what you said, and you say "this is some nice weather" and go from there.

That night, the man goes to the club and keeps ordering drinks because he is too nervous to try. After getting hammered, he decides this is his time. He picks a woman, saunters up behind her, and blurts out "STICK MY FINGER IN YOUR arse?"


The woman whips around and screams "what did you just say?"


The man responds "LOOK AT THE frickIN RAIN!"

Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her b shells

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitos from dying needlessly of Aids." – Jimmy Carr

What did the photographer say to Velveeta?

Smile.

I'm going to hell , thanks

What's brown and sticky?






A stick.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator....



The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out