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Tell us your best bad joke

Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:19 pm
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Colorado Springs, CO
Member since Apr 2009
10166 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:19 pm
I'll start:

What did the arse cheeks say to one another?






"If we stick together we can stop this shite!"
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:20 pm to
A talent agent is sitting in his office....
Posted by jack6294
Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
4033 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:21 pm to
Heard about the newest pirate movie?

It's rated ARRRRH
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77931 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:22 pm to
Two jews walk into a bar...
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76506 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:23 pm to
A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.

When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield

The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?

The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug honey.


The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming:


It sure had a big dick!
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:23 pm to
My girlfriend broke up with me last night. She said it was because I was a pedophile.

I told her, "that's a mighty big word for a 12 year old".
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:23 pm to
You know why a witch doesn't wear panties?

























To get a tighter grip on the broomstick!
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28889 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:26 pm to
Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?

Because she was fricking goofy.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:26 pm to
quote:


It sure had a big dick!


Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:27 pm to
Micey n Minny. Go to judge, mikey, I can't. Keep living knowing she's. Ccrazy, .judege: SHE'S NOT. CRAZY SHES frickING GOOFY
Posted by pennypacker3
Charleston
Member since Aug 2014
2736 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:27 pm to
Drunk stumbles into a confessional. After a few minutes, the priest taps on the partition. The drunk responds, "sorry buddy...there's no paper in this one either"!
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:27 pm to
What do you call a lion with a large mane?





A lion
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:28 pm to
Wanna hear a construction joke?

I'm still working on it
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:29 pm to
A blind man walks into a bar......ouch
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69251 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24567 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:32 pm to
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says what's with the long face?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:32 pm to
A duck goes to CVS, grabs some Chapstick and gives it to the cashier. Cashier asks will this be cash or charge? The duck says just put it on my bill.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:34 pm to
What did the guy with no hips say? Hooray
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:36 pm to
Wife asks her husband, "You want super pussy?" Husband replies, "Guess I'll have the soup."
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