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re: Tell us your best bad joke
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:46 pm to DawgCountry
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:46 pm to DawgCountry
What is the definition of the word ..,. Renege
Shift change at Popeyes
Shift change at Popeyes
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:49 pm to Breadstick Gun
Your daddy was so dumb, he played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:14 pm to LSUAlum2001
A traveler got lost while on vacation to a campground and pulled over when he asked an old-timer for directions.
Traveler: I'm trying to get to Cedar Point Campgrounds.
Old Timer: That's about a 15 minute drive from here. You head up this highway and you'll see an old gas station, take a right there. Then further up the road you'll see a general store with a covered wagon at the four-way stop, take a left there. Continue on that road until you see a large dinosaur roadside attraction. At that point, turn around, you went too far.
Traveler: I'm trying to get to Cedar Point Campgrounds.
Old Timer: That's about a 15 minute drive from here. You head up this highway and you'll see an old gas station, take a right there. Then further up the road you'll see a general store with a covered wagon at the four-way stop, take a left there. Continue on that road until you see a large dinosaur roadside attraction. At that point, turn around, you went too far.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 9:18 pm to Captain Lafitte
Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other "pass me the soap". What does the other one say?
What the fuk do you think I am a typewriter
What the fuk do you think I am a typewriter
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:17 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:
The man responds "LOOK AT THE frickIN RAIN"
This one took my breath away and I'm pretty sure I pissed myself a little.
Posted on 8/13/16 at 2:37 pm to Breadstick Gun
A young man joined a religious order that only allowed members to speak once every 10 years; and at that time, only two words. He toiled away for his first decade and then came before the head monk to say "Hard bed." He left and resumed his duties for another 10 years, and returned to speak "Bad food." After serving a third term, he stated to the head monk "I quit." The head monk replied "I'm not surprised. All you've done is complain since you've been here."
Posted on 8/18/16 at 11:15 pm to Rockbrc
quote:
Worst thing about being black and Jewish?
Have to move to the back of the oven.
Holy fricking shite.
Posted on 8/19/16 at 12:42 am to lsusportsman2
Child: "Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in August?"
Mother: "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
A particular favorite, albeit terrible:
Sure, white people can't say the n word....
But at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning officer", and, "Hey Dad."
Mother: "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
A particular favorite, albeit terrible:
Sure, white people can't say the n word....
But at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning officer", and, "Hey Dad."
Posted on 8/19/16 at 1:03 am to Kodar
A fly and a fox walked into a bar.
The bartender grabbed a fly swatter and called for the barmaid to get the trap.
The fly buzzed out of the bar, and the fox ran out behind him.
The fly asked the fox, " why did you run from the bar? you're a fox. you could have avoided the trap."
The fox said, "Trap. Ooooooh! I thought the bartender called out for the clapp."
The bartender grabbed a fly swatter and called for the barmaid to get the trap.
The fly buzzed out of the bar, and the fox ran out behind him.
The fly asked the fox, " why did you run from the bar? you're a fox. you could have avoided the trap."
The fox said, "Trap. Ooooooh! I thought the bartender called out for the clapp."
This post was edited on 8/19/16 at 1:17 am
Posted on 8/19/16 at 1:44 am to Breadstick Gun
What does anal sex and broccoli have in common?
If you're forced to try it as a kid, you probably wont like it as an adult.
If you're forced to try it as a kid, you probably wont like it as an adult.
Posted on 8/19/16 at 1:51 am to Breadstick Gun
Knock Knock
Who's there?
SS
SS Who
We will ask the questions here, Untermensch!
Who's there?
SS
SS Who
We will ask the questions here, Untermensch!
Posted on 8/19/16 at 1:52 am to Breadstick Gun
How can a Bama mom tell when her 13 year old daughter is on her period??
She can taste the blood on her 15 year old son's dick!!
She can taste the blood on her 15 year old son's dick!!
Posted on 8/19/16 at 1:55 am to geaux88
Ugly, but true.
Posted on 8/19/16 at 2:09 am to EffingTiger
quote:
The fox said, "Trap. Ooooooh! I thought the bartender called out for the clapp."
Bad joke and clap is spelled with one p.
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:00 am to Kcrad
Did you hear about the Polish athlete that won a Gold Medal in Rio?
He was so excited, he went to have it bronzed. :rimshot:
He was so excited, he went to have it bronzed. :rimshot:
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:07 am to Kcrad
Bad joke and clap is spelled with one p.
Er uh the title of the thread is your best BAD joke.
I prefer the version with two p's, thanks so much.
Maybe you should have read the OP's title before you posted your commentary.
Er uh the title of the thread is your best BAD joke.
I prefer the version with two p's, thanks so much.
Maybe you should have read the OP's title before you posted your commentary.
Posted on 8/19/16 at 3:15 am to EffingTiger
quote:
Bad joke and clap is spelled with one p.
Er uh the title of the thread is your best BAD joke.
I prefer the version with two p's, thanks so much.
Maybe you should have read the OP's title before you posted your commentary.
What in the hell are talking about?
Posted on 8/19/16 at 4:45 am to LSUAlum2001
quote:
Your daddy was so dumb, he played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
Not bad.
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