re: Tell us your best bad joke

Where's the loneliest bayou in the world?

Bayou Self


Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are at the beach, and Thibs is getting all of the attention from the ladies. Back at the condo that night Boudreaux asks Thibs, "Man, we look like we could be brothers, what's with all the women giving you attention and me none?!"

Thibs says, "Boud, I'll tell you a lil secret. Tomorrow before we head down to the beach put a potato in your trunks."

So the next morning Boud drops a potato down his trunks and heads to the beach. But it's the same thing - all the ladies hanging on Thib, not one speaks to Boudreaux.

Back at the condo that night Boudreaux tells Thib, "Hey, Thib, I did just what you said! But not one girl so much as looked at me!"

Thibodeaux looked at Boudreaux and said, "Boudreaux... Tomorrow morning, try dropping that potato in the front of your trunks."

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What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits

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Why not put the other? the other fricks between shits

A guy walks up to a wishing well and throws in a quarter.

His wife walks up to do the same thing, trips, falls into the well and dies.

The guy says, "frick...it worked!"

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?



[gagging sound]

Almost the exact same joke as desperado

A bear walks into a bar and says he'd like a bourbon........and a Coke

Bartender says "what's up with the big pause?"

Bear says "I've had them all my life"

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How do you satisfy 9 out of 10 people?

...gang rape

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

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Blackhelicopterpilot

Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down.

Bartender days "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

Grasshopper says "You have a drink named Frank? "

A termite walks into a bar and asks where is the bar tender.