re: Tell us your best bad joke

Priest and Rabbi walking down the street and see a young boy.

Priest says, "hey, let's frick him."

Rabbi says, "out of what?"

A guy decides that it is time to buy a new suit. Not wanting to spend a lot of money, he goes to a suit store known for good prices. The store employee selects a suit for the man and the man tries it on in the dressing room before stepping out and in front of a mirror. "What do you think?" says the employee. "Well," says the man, "it appears to be a little long in the sleeves."

"Thats fine," says the employee, "you just pull the sleeve up a little and then cinch it by holding the sleeve against your side. That way no one will notice." The employee then pulls up the sleeve and pushes the man's arm against his side to keep the sleeve in place. "Okay, but the other sleeve?" asked the man, "Do I do the same for the other sleeve?" "Yes," says the employee as he pulls the sleeve up then pushes the man's arm against his side to hold that sleeve in place. "There, no one will notice," says the employee.

The man looks more at himself in the mirror. "Well," the man says, "the pants also look a little long too." "Thats fine too, " says the employee, "you just pull up the pant leg and then bend over some and hold the pant leg in place." The employee pulls up the man's pant leg to the proper length and tells the man to bend over and press his elbow into the side of the pant to hold it in place. The man does so with a little trouble at first but soon he is able to hold the pant leg in place while bending over and pressing his elbow against the side of the pant leg.

"What about the other pant leg?" asks the man. "Well," says the employee before the man interrupts him. "Let me guess," says the man, "I just pull up that pant leg and cinch it by holding it against my side with my elbow too?" "Exactly," says the employee, "you are catching on." The employee then pulls up the other pant leg to the proper length and the man then holds it in place by pressing his elbow against the side of the pant. "There, all done," says the employee, "now, you just keep doing what you are doing and your suit will fit just fine as is."

The man pays for the suit and wears it out of the store. He walks down the sidewalk while bending over with his arms pressed against his sides to hold his sleeves in place and pressed against the sides of his pants to hold his pants in place. Two women notice the man and the odd shape he is in and the difficulty he has while walking. "My word," says one woman, "look at the shape that poor old man is in." The other woman responds "Yea, but his suit sure looks good."

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Heard about the newest pirate movie? 

It's rated ARRRRH

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Blind guy walks into a bar...

Bartender: "You can't bring dogs in here"

Blind Guy: "It's my seeing-eye dog"

Bartender: "You've got a Chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?"

Blind Guy: "I've got a Chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?"

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits

Why do gay dudes wear ribbed condoms?

Better traction in the mud

What has four wheels and flies?


A garbage truck.

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Dam.


What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!




See that graveyard? People are just dying to go there.

Why do you never play poker with the fastest animal in the world?


Because its a cheetah