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re: Stepdad takes daughter off insurance after not getting invited to her graduation.

Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:01 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133101 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:01 am to
quote:

What’s the story behind being the LucasP killer?


Kafka started it.



quote:

quote:
Gather round people and listen to me
As I sing the ballad of Lucas P
He was a wanderin' soul without a home
And was shot in the back by a dirty gnome








But I’ll go on...

LucasP, was a troll, a bloke without peer,
Better than Gaucho, that much is clear,
Drawing in many laughs, every time he’d shitpost,
When it came to OTers he was better than most,

Now DavidtheGnome, had a tired old schtick,
Reposting from Reddit, til it made us all stick,
Nothing new would he bring here, nothing original,
His posts made you cringe, they were stupid and dull,

Until one fateful night, David posted some stuff,
And poor LucasP well he’d just had enough,
So made his last post, softcore lesbian porn,
And he went off to banland, while the rest of us mourn,

Now the gnome still remains, making terrible threads,
Why do bad ones hang on, while the good ones lie dead,
Maybe one day the Chicken, will show some mercy...
And lift the banhammer, off of old LucasP.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 9:02 am
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4588 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:02 am to
Good. He shouldn’t give her another penny.
Posted by Errbody
St. Tammany
Member since Feb 2022
168 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:09 am to
Never bite the hand that feeds you.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6169 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:16 am to
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It’s a creative writing exercise.


I wouldn't doubt it. There were a few red flags that made it seem suspicious. The obligatory ebonics and gen-z phraseology like, "bet" and "speaking my truth." No grown black man writes/speaks that way.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 9:17 am
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31652 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:20 am to
Some of those auntie's should've sat their asses at home prepping for the after-graduation party AND what uncle wants to watch a niece walk for graduation? Jeez
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
42823 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:24 am to
NGL I'd do the same shite
Posted by Mr Majestyk
Member since May 2025
378 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:27 am to
I don't blame him one bit.

Let bio-dad and boyfriend foot the bill.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92187 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:29 am to
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Why does he have to be a proud black father, can't he be just a proud father?



insecurity
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5012 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:34 am to
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They really hate being fathers, don't they


About as much as you hate reading comprehension.
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
317 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:38 am to
Stopped reading at “like word ight”
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28032 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:45 am to
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They really hate being fathers, don't they



No he really loved being a father. He just hates you being a fig
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21644 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:45 am to
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just needed to speak my truth


This can diaf, thanks.
Posted by Asleepinthecove
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2023
1954 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:47 am to
There are usually 3 sides of the story, his, hers, and the truth. His relationship with his stepdaughter has probably been rocky, otherwise, why would she exclude him? Seems like he likes to use what he can provide as leverage over what he wants based on his actions. I am sure that may be how it’s been her whole life. I am not 100% defending her actions but you can never take everything at face value.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 9:49 am
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
5036 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:48 am to
My question is how weak or just deliberate is the wife?
Geez

If my math is right this guy been in the girls life for 18 years ???

More to this story
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
175734 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:49 am to
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His relationship with his stepdaughter has probably been rocky, otherwise, why would she exclude him?


the parent with morals, standards, and accountability always has the rocky relationship with the stepdaughter. the father who is away and shows up only to be the hero dad who lets her do anything she wants and pays for no mistakes is loved with all the teenager's heart.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
39580 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:51 am to
Painful move, but this may just save him from having to pay for a wedding he wouldn't be invited to.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86034 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:07 am to
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lol at all the downvotes from people who believe this story is 100% legitimate as told and there’s definitely not more to it

I was number 98. I regret that I wasn't 100. Hopefully you get to 1000. You always have the worst takes ever.

ETA: lol, you're already up to 102 DV's, and the only upvote is the one you gave yourself.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 10:15 am
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
6929 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:10 am to
This is on the mother. She failed to protect her husband.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294603 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:10 am to
Good for you Dad.

Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8046 posts
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:13 am to
while i find the write-up pretty insufferable with "like word ight" and "bet" and "speak my truth", i'm definitely team step-dad here.

i would be interested in the other side of the story though. like, bet.
This post was edited on 5/27/25 at 10:14 am
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