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Midget Death Squad
Favorite team: | Notre Dame ![]() |
Location: | Meme Magic |
Biography: | sordid details, sordid details, sordid details |
Interests: | PC calamity |
Occupation: | condom tester; Dictator |
Number of Posts: | 27133 |
Registered on: | 10/8/2008 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Let's talk Cigars
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/14/25 at 6:29 am
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My latest "find" has been the Southern Draw Reserva 1876 with the Connecticut wrapper.
I have become a Southern Draw fanboy. I’ve been tryin their entire line, and so far every one I have had I have loved. Each stick is incredibly unique and delicious in its own way. Rose of Sharon, Kudzu and Cedrus are my favorites so far, but honestly they all have been superb. Jacob’s Ladder and Manzanita were very good, but they had a massive nicotine punch. I’m too weak for those :lol:
I recently had a CLE Azabache, and that was a banger too. I highly recommend trying one
Southern Draw though is now my favorite line. Glad to see another fan : cheers:
re: F&DB Cooking Challenge #46: SALT, Date set for Aug 11
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 12:45 pm
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properly salted food is the basis of cuisine and has been since cuisine developed many thousands of years ago. Up until very recently, salt was an economy all its own, and the search for and delivery of salt was the driver of more human history than is possible to describe. great choice, and opens this up to just about anything worth its salt
I agree. There are some cool things that can be done with salt. I do think it will be interesting.
re: F&DB Cooking Challenge #46: SALT, Date set for Aug 11
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 9:29 am
That’s baloney and his merry band of autists. They are known to call the fun police and are allergic to a good time
re: F&DB Cooking Challenge #46: SALT, Date set for Aug 11
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 9:03 am
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Can we get a clarification on whether the salt must be natural? Or will artificial salt suffice?
:lol:
re: F&DB Cooking Challenge #46: SALT, Date set for Aug 11
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 9:03 am
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do SALTines count? afaf
Sure does
F&DB Cooking Challenge #46: SALT, Date set for Aug 11
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 7:28 am
As winner of the 45th challenge with my exquisite Pollo La’Orange dish, it is my honor and duty to setup the next challenge.
You all know the rules. Salt must be the key ingredient, and you need to post pictures of your preparation and final dish.
I get that these challenges have fizzled out, but it does appear quite a few people showed interest in getting them rolling again. I figure I’ll set this up and see how it goes. If enough people participate and these challenges continue, then good deal. If it fails then it wasn’t meant to be.
I’ll be back in August with the submission thread.
You all know the rules. Salt must be the key ingredient, and you need to post pictures of your preparation and final dish.
I get that these challenges have fizzled out, but it does appear quite a few people showed interest in getting them rolling again. I figure I’ll set this up and see how it goes. If enough people participate and these challenges continue, then good deal. If it fails then it wasn’t meant to be.
I’ll be back in August with the submission thread.
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/13/25 at 7:08 am
I will setup the salt challenge and see how it goes. If it fails then it fails. On the other hand if enough people participate and this challenge thing continues forward, then good deal
Personally I have no dog in this fight. I always followed and voted on those challenges but never participated. I only did so now because Baloney is a genuine douchebag, and I thought cooking a sauce on a plastic spoon like heroin would be hilarious. I do take my victory seriously though, so I’ll run and participate in the next one and then let these challenges fizzle out or continue as yall see fit.
I’ll leave this thread with this:

Personally I have no dog in this fight. I always followed and voted on those challenges but never participated. I only did so now because Baloney is a genuine douchebag, and I thought cooking a sauce on a plastic spoon like heroin would be hilarious. I do take my victory seriously though, so I’ll run and participate in the next one and then let these challenges fizzle out or continue as yall see fit.
I’ll leave this thread with this:

re: My little boy wanted a sub show just discovered nautilus
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 11:57 pm
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What's the one where they are trying to stay silent and the enemy keeps dropping depth charges and every time they think they're in the clear the destroyer comes back and drops more.
Isn’t that Das Boot? Been a long time since I’ve seen it, but what you describe I remember from a movie. Maybe be getting movies confused.
shite now I’m curious
Update: I asked Grok and this was its response (it does appear Das Boot was what I was thinking)
You’re likely referring to The Enemy Below (1957), a classic World War II submarine film. It depicts a tense cat-and-mouse game between an American destroyer, commanded by Captain Murrell (Robert Mitchum), and a German U-boat, led by Kapitän von Stolberg (Curd Jürgens). The U-boat crew must remain silent to avoid detection while the destroyer repeatedly drops depth charges, creating nerve-wracking moments where the submarine hopes to escape, only for the destroyer to return with more attacks. The film’s suspense hinges on this relentless pursuit, with both sides trying to outsmart each other. Another possibility could be Das Boot (1981), a German film that also features intense silent running and depth charge sequences, though its focus is more on the U-boat crew’s perspective. If you had a specific scene or detail in mind, let me know to narrow it down further!
re: What Kind Of Music Listener Are You?
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 11:55 pm
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I'm 3 out of 4
As am I. I’m even sometimes all four, but 1 is a rarity. So yeah 2-4 is me
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 4:17 pm
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It's your own self fulfilling prophecy...
I’ve grown bored of this. I’ll leave you with the following:
You, Swanson and Baloney are a group of autists arguing the details of a tongue in cheek troll post as if it was all meant to be real and specific. It’s been funny watching yall do this and continue to show yourselves as autists. Unfortunately my and most others’ laughs are fading, so I’m moving on. I am looking forward to the next time yall want to argue specifics over sarcasm though! Cheerio
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 3:55 pm
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Yep, you used ORANGE
That yall keep arguing over this is hilarious :lol:
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 3:21 pm
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Raspberries, strawberries, tomatoes, kiwi, pineapples, carambola, potatoes, lychee... none of the aforementioned are citrus fruits.
I used none of these. It says so right on the packet

re: Using Beef Tallow Question
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 3:20 pm
I use tallow all the time, and the crust is always perfect. Probably just needed a few more seconds per side, or you didn't have high heat?
What sauce did you use to dress that beautiful hunk of meat?
What sauce did you use to dress that beautiful hunk of meat?
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 1:53 pm
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I really hope for your sake you aren't this stupid in real life. Citrus is a genus of plants, it's not generic at all. You may be surprised to find out that koolaid is not a member of that genus, regardless of color. This has been fun, but I gotta get back to work.
Now you’ve entered Boloneys level of retardation. Congrats on your victory :casty: :lol:
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 1:33 pm
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I said a steak challenge, to which the answer is obviously no. It wouldn't make any sense.
You're comparing apples to citrus fruit. This was a "citrus fruit" challenge, which is generic. A "steak" challenge is very specific. For your premise to be comparable, you would have to present a "protein" challenge to open it to any and all proteins just as this was open to any and all "citrus fruits"
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 1:30 pm
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Am I citrus fruit?
Yes you're a fruit but not because of your shirt
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 1:19 pm
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The ingredient for this challenge was "citrus." Not citrus fruit
It was citrus fruit, which is why I used ORANGE. It's amazing to me that we now have two people who think orange is not a citrus fruit. :rotflmao:
Here is the photographic evidence of me cooking my orange sauce

re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 1:18 pm
Sorry, is orange not a citrus fruit?
If it's a generic protein challenge, then yes.
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Can I use protein powder in a steak challenge?
If it's a generic protein challenge, then yes.
re: Bella Ramsey rumored for Kitty Pryde in X-men
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 12:38 pm
In all my years of collecting and reading comics, I never realized Kitty Pryde had downs.
re: Winners of the CITRUS FRUIT FOOD CHALLENGE
Posted by Midget Death Squad on 6/12/25 at 12:06 pm
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I’d like to take this moment to thank the academy as well as all of the denizens of the F&DB
:lol: :cheers:
That pie looked killer.
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