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re: Stay away from Asian massage parlors in TX, baws. They're spying on and recording you

Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by TigerMan327
Elsewhere
Member since Feb 2011
6204 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:09 pm to
I'm confused on how these guys easily figured out which parlors were considered "sex parlors" and how they found 30 in Houston alone. They went in all of them and asked for a hand job?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182541 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Those women that work in Asian massage parlors are some of the ugliest women on the planet


These were busted in Lake Charles in 2019






Bottom right and top middle probably clean up decent
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3951 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

To measure their traffic, the TCU researchers placed hidden cameras outside more than 30 of them, Sean Crotty, an urban geography professor, recalled. They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.


120/30 = 4 per hour. Sounds reasonable
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

after learning police engaged in “inappropriate physical contact.”


They were just going the extra mile in their investigation

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24017 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

I'm confused on how these guys easily figured out which parlors were considered "sex parlors" and how they found 30 in Houston alone.


LED or Christmas lights around the windows. Please try to keep up.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29628 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:40 pm to
I was wondering how Xi Jinping knew how big my dong was.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47810 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:45 pm to
there are thousands and thousands of these across the country all full of ugly old chinese women. how are they getting into the country much less working?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:49 pm to
Who stocks them with oil? P Diddy?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59231 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Asian massage parlors in TX

it’s probably Indians
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4961 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:21 pm to
I’ve never been to one but if somebody wants to pay an old ugly Chinese woman for a rub and tug what’s the harm?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7355 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:30 pm to
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I’ve never been to one but if somebody wants to pay an old ugly Chinese woman for a rub and tug what’s the harm?


For real.

Says a lot about the state of things. Would rather pay for an ugly hand job than go home and deal with their wife
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87562 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:33 pm to
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I'm confused on how these guys easily figured out which parlors were considered "sex parlors" and how they found 30 in Houston alone. They went in all of them and asked for a hand job?
if you want to know, just ask.

"for research purposes"
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2197 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:36 pm to
Are there any legitimate Asian run parlors? my wife's been to a couple in the area. (not Houston) both seem legit according to her.
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
1069 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:46 pm to
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30 in Houston alone


Now we know why so many from Louisiana move to Houston
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13992 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:49 pm to
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30 locations. 120 men per hour 120/30 = 4 per hour per location.

Chinese arithmetic
Posted by neworleansnotsouthla
Mid-City
Member since Dec 2023
704 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 3:04 pm to
Nothing to see here, there's no blks involved, no harm no foul as they say
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

if somebody wants to pay an old ugly Chinese woman for a rub and tug what’s the harm?
Posted by pickle311
Liberty Hill TX
Member since Sep 2008
1350 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 5:07 pm to
Thanks for the heads up
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62250 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 5:11 pm to
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Stay away from Asian massage parlors, nail joints, and hair places



FIFY : LA Edition

If this was not the "canary in the coal mine" I don't know what was.



Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4037 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 5:36 pm to
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