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Stay away from Asian massage parlors in TX, baws. They're spying on and recording you

Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:35 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182541 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:35 pm
How secretive intelligence groups are disrupting Texas' rapidly growing illicit massage business

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Intrigued by businesses that operate in the legal shadows, in 2017, a team of Texas Christian University researchers set out to measure how busy Houston’s illicit massage parlors were. For help, they turned to the international spy community.

Once concentrated in seedy neighborhoods, today businesses advertising massages but selling sex are everywhere. They are in strip malls alongside pharmacies and restaurants, in medical buildings and office parks. They have become so woven into the landscape that they are practically invisible.

Texas has more than all but one state, according to the most recent counts. In Houston, there are approximately five for every McDonald’s restaurant.

To measure their traffic, the TCU researchers placed hidden cameras outside more than 30 of them, Sean Crotty, an urban geography professor, recalled. They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day. In the years since, the number of illicit massage parlors has ballooned.

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Regulators say there is compelling evidence the growth of massage sex businesses in Texas is supported by widespread cheating on the state licensing exam.

In recent years, nearly two-thirds of all Texas massage exams have been taken by Chinese students. While regulators note the number is far disproportionate both to the state’s population and the observed customer base, it alone is not worrisome. In fact, in 2023 Texas began offering its test in Chinese.

What has concerned the licensing agency is the number of Chinese students taking the Texas exam from out of state, specifically in places linked to trafficking. In 2024, out of 3,500 students taking the test, 40 applicants — all Chinese — took it from outside the state.

Last year, the number grew to nearly 1,200, 99% of whom were Chinese. More than three-quarters were in California and New York, a pattern “which suggests coordinated activity, not individual applicant behavior,” the agency said. Alarmed, late last year Texas stopped offering the exam in Chinese. It also stopped offering the test to students in other states.
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 1:55 pm
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1108 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:36 pm to
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They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.


Sore hands?

Must have to have Costco stock of oil/lotion in there!
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 12:38 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26722 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:37 pm to
Some dudes just want some one to rove them rong time.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18092 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:38 pm to
This feels like another Dan Fagtrick crusade.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182541 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:38 pm to
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Sore hands?




They're the ones buying the 55 gallon drum of lube on Amazon

LINK

Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97038 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:38 pm to
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They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day


Sounds like their wives don't wanna play hide-the-candle
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3263 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:39 pm to
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a team of Texas Christian University researchers set out to measure how busy Houston’s illicit massage parlors were
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the TCU researchers placed hidden cameras outside more than 30 of them

Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122919 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:43 pm to
I’ve wondered how these places could afford the leases in some locations.

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120 men every hour


Oh
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4015 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:49 pm to
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Based on those counts, between 2020 and 2025, the number of Texas massage parlors offering sex services grew 47%, according


Seems like Professor Handjob's snooping is really making a difference.

From the article:

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The stings themselves could be legally dicey. Between 2022 and 2024, a Lewisville police operation targeting massage parlors produced dozens of criminal charges. But the Denton County District Attorney's Office rejected all of them after learning police engaged in “inappropriate physical contact.”


Even the cops can't resist.

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In the end, police raids — and even lengthy investigations aiming for owners — made little impact. “If you close down one location, it’s not uncommon for it to pop up in a different location in a few days,”


Lol.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15199 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:51 pm to
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They're spying on and recording you


Well duh. They all do that. And what arfe you gonna do, report them?
Then you're arrested for being a patron.

Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
6081 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:56 pm to
30 locations. 120 men per hour

120/30 = 4 per hour per location.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33703 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:59 pm to
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(Spoiler: Men will patronize a sex worker close to work, but not near their home.)


Duh!!!
Posted by THRILLHO
Old Metairie near Cleary
Member since Apr 2006
50415 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:00 pm to
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30 locations. 120 men per hour

120/30 = 4 per hour per location.


Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59323 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:01 pm to
They aren’t the only ones.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62250 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:03 pm to
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Stay away from Asian massage parlors


Korean Mafia = Massage Parlors (men) + Nail Salons (women)
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33703 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:05 pm to
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4 per hour per location.


Sounds like a Jiffy Lube...

15 minute pipe cleaning...
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2305 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:05 pm to
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Well duh. They all do that. And what arfe you gonna do, report them?


How do you think Treasures used to get customers to pay huge tabs? Because they recorded you with the dancers. Disputed your bar tab? Ok, lets look at the video.
Will you be paying with Visa or AmEx?

Every worker I've ever scene on the news from these rub and tugs were ugly as hell. Old, gnarled up Asian women.
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 1:07 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4305 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:06 pm to
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They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.


Knowing that these women are working a 12 hour day...at a national average of around 5 inches per pecker, these "ladies" are legitimately rubbing 600 feet of dick per day.

They are handling 2 football fields worth of dick every day.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
84592 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:07 pm to
There are some sad arse, desperate people out there.

Those women that work in Asian massage parlors are some of the ugliest women on the planet. Who would pay to frick them unless they were the dredge of society?
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
508 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:07 pm to
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Sean Crotty, an urban geography professor, recalled. They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.


Sean has lost at least 10 friends.
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