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re: Stay away from Asian massage parlors in TX, baws. They're spying on and recording you

Posted on 5/5/26 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 6:08 pm to
This story is bound to rub some folks here the wrong way….
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16686 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 6:12 pm to
Just jerk off. Geez, who goes to these places?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41046 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 6:46 pm to
There’s rumors spreading ‘round that Texas town
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182541 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 6:51 pm to
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Geez, who goes to these places?



The only reason you don't go is that there's no way to commit return fraud on a happy ending
Posted by Galloglaich
Member since Apr 2026
108 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:14 pm to
They are everywhere
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16657 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 7:51 pm to
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I’ve never been to one but if somebody wants to pay an old ugly Chinese woman for a rub and tug what’s the harm?

How else is she going to pay her way through raw school?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21289 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:10 pm to
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There are some sad arse, desperate people out there. Those women that work in Asian massage parlors are some of the ugliest women on the planet. Who would pay to frick them unless they were the dredge of society?

You answered your own question. Men of all levels of attractiveness love sex, but probably 30-40% have little to no chance of getting it in the dating/sex market. Probably some of these guys can’t get laid in their own marriages.
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3915 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

There are some sad arse, desperate people out there. Those women that work in Asian massage parlors are some of the ugliest women on the planet. Who would pay to frick them unless they were the dredge of society?


The ones you see getting busted aren’t the hot ones. The high end places with the hot workers are making enough to grease the right hands (no pun intended). They go after the smaller ones with the old chicks to shite they are doing something.
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
386 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:09 pm to
This is ruining a good industry. Disrespecting these entrepreneurial ladies.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:13 pm to
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Must have to have Costco stock of oil/lotion in there!
explains why there are so many Asians in Costco all the time

If this is true:
quote:

They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.
then it should be legalized
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 10:16 pm
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4562 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:17 pm to
Do we need to put so much effort into breaking up handjob rings?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84759 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:04 pm to


They got a dude giving hand jobs
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:05 pm to
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They got a dude giving hand jobs
do women not go to Asian massage parlors?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21891 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

do women not go to Asian massage parlors?


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:15 pm to
Really?

There were/are a few by my house - they always seem empty

Unless all the customers walk there
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21891 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:25 pm to
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There were/are a few by my house - they always seem empty


So... do you go?
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6390 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 8:36 am to
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I’ve wondered how these places could afford the leases in some locations.

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120 men every hour


Oh


Thats across all of them. And there's 5 times more locations than McDonald's, lol

Probably each averaging 1 per hr.

Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97038 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 8:38 am to
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There are some sad arse, desperate people out there.



We call them "Onlyfans subscribers" bro.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42453 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 10:48 am to
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They are everywhere


They really are.

Every so often someone will post the link on here that has them all mapped with ratings.
Posted by shrapnel
Member since May 2026
38 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 11:28 am to
I had a massage this morning. It was fantastic.
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