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Spouses not allowed Christmas parties

Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:41 pm
Any of you ever experience this?

What’s the reasoning behind not allowing your emploee’s spouses to attend?
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3900 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:43 pm to
Um, money
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:43 pm to
Someone is going to attempt coitus
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:43 pm to
The boss probably banged your wife and doesn’t want the awkwardness.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67865 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

What’s the reasoning behind not allowing your emploee’s spouses to attend?



Because historically they get liquored up and sleep with your co workers


This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 6:47 pm
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:45 pm to
Sounds like the boss just wants to make sure some of their employees get to bang each other.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:45 pm to
Because upper management doesn’t want Brenda from accounting blowing someone’s husband.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:46 pm to
So I can bang the hot chick in payroll without her husband around
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12933 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:46 pm to
They cheap
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16965 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:46 pm to
Real talk.

What fun would it possibly be for anyone else by allowing everyone’s spouse to show up?

The point of a work Christmas party is to get a little drunk and let your hair down and have fun. All your spouse is gonna do is keep you way too reserved and hold back what fun you would have had.

Plus all that’s gonna happen is one of the guys from work is gonna say some inappropriate stuff to someone’s wife and cause issues.

It’s better off this way.
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
7593 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:47 pm to
quote:

The boss probably banged your wife and doesn’t want the awkwardness.

My wife doesn’t work. We’re not peasants
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:48 pm to
Why you trying to cock block your wife, brah?
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30442 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:48 pm to
Money, forces workers to interact
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19244 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:49 pm to
Every time I took mine she got drunk and acted like a freaking idiot.

I prefer "spouses not allowed".
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20360 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:49 pm to
why would you want your spouse there?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67865 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Because upper management doesn’t want Brenda from accounting blowing someone’s husband.



Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45721 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:50 pm to
Ours is employees only. Probably has to do with cost.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:59 pm to
Clearly bossman doesn't think any of his male employees have good looking wives and/or girlfriends
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:01 pm to
Never experienced this but if I did I could promise you my wife would not be going
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