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re: Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?

Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to
My wife will get out a new roll when there’s like 40% of the current one left

Can’t complain there too much I guess except for the fact she needs > 40% of a roll to pee
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3498 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to
She just keeps talking... I've tried all of the subtle clues to let her know I'm not interested, but she just keeps talking. Day after day, after story, complaint after complaint. Just keeps talking
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:31 pm to
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I have a supply of certain items in my top drawer because the three females in my house can never put things where they belong

3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:35 pm to
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3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe

Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30216 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:35 pm to
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I have a supply of certain items in my top drawer because the three females in my house can never put things where they belong.

Scissors
Thermometers
Advil
Pens
Stapler
Scutch tape
Etc
I`m taking notes sir.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30216 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:37 pm to
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3 women for many years here but 2 now. I keep a pair of fingernail clippers in my gun safe
May as well make room for a meat thermometer and a tape measure.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27067 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:39 pm to
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How long have you been married? My wife decided we needed new curtains about 2 months ago. I haven't seen my tape measure since. I bought another one the first time I needed it and couldn't find it.


Married for a few; living together for a decade or so.

And she’s definitely run off with my tape measure, but I don’t put that in the same category as intentionally moving my shite around. That’s just using something and not putting it back.

I did buy a second tape measure, though
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48579 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:41 pm to
We each have our own tools and do not go in each other's toolbox. Purse and wallet are fine to dig in but stay out of the other person's toolbox and tackle box.

If a tape measure is left out we know which one it is because we have different brands/kinds
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 9:43 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41519 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:42 pm to
My husband misplaces stuff and his hair gets all over the place.

And he never remembers what I say, but that may be on purpose.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28344 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:49 pm to
frickin hell yeah almost exactly that.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:50 pm to
Where are your keys?

In my purse.

(the follow up question has been
pitched 1 million times)

WHERE IS YOUR PURSE?

Jumping out of window.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:52 pm to
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I'm amazed at how much shite she can cram in every nook and cranny


Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28344 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:55 pm to
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My wife doesnt pick up after herself at all and then complains when the house is messy but looking around it is all her crap and not mine.

That and alternatively, we have an equal amount of stuff out but she’ll quietly pick up her stuff, wait a bit and then bitch about the mess.
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 9:56 pm to
She has a sixth sense. No matter where she is in the house as soon as my arse touches the couch or my head hits the pillow, she will come up with some meaningless task that I need to do at that very moment. It’s truly amazing.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14852 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:08 pm to
Her: I got a deal on these pillows...couldn't afford not to buy..

Me: More pillows? Where will they go?

Her: On top of the 17 pillows already on our bed, silly.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29383 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:12 pm to
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And he never remembers what I say, but that may be on purpose.

Do you happen to constantly want to have deep conversations with him while he’s in the middle of something? Or how bout right before bed?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41519 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:14 pm to
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Do you happen to constantly want to have deep conversations with him while he’s in the middle of something? Or how bout right before bed?
no I actually don’t talk much irl
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:16 pm to
So many things hit home in this thread.

I'm convinced my wife is physically unable to fully close a door.....cabinets, fridge, dishwasher, bathroom. One day I decided I wasn't going to go behind her and close the doors in the kitchen that she left open. I couldn't go more than 5 minutes before it bothered me too much and had to close the 4 that were open.
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6782 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:19 pm to
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She has a sixth sense. No matter where she is in the house as soon as my arse touches the couch or my head hits the pillow, she will come up with some meaningless task that I need to do at that very moment. It’s truly amazing.


Constantly late to everything but has impeccable timing when she wants me to do something
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 10:22 pm
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48313 posts
Posted on 3/8/23 at 10:21 pm to
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She just keeps talking... I've tried all of the subtle clues to let her know I'm not interested, but she just keeps talking. Day after day, after story, complaint after complaint. Just keeps talking


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