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Chris Farley
| Favorite team: | Maryland  |
| Location: | Regulating |
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| Number of Posts: | 4203 |
| Registered on: | 9/3/2009 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Are you throwing away your $5.5 million PY job and family for this?
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/10/25 at 6:49 pm to stout
Could have done worse
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re: Parents home break in
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/9/25 at 4:05 pm to Kingshakabooboo
quote:
Every fiber in my body wanted to pull that trigger
But you didn’t do it did you pussy boy?
re: What is the best office prank you either did or saw?
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/2/25 at 10:57 pm to Purplehaze
Any time a new guy would leave his computer unlocked and walk away we’d send an email from his account asking the entire office where he could find a plunger.
re: ESPN said meeting moved to 1:00 pm CT
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/30/25 at 8:50 am to Pizz80
Chicken asked to extend it to keep traffic here high
Baller move honestly
Baller move honestly
re: Yearly PSA: buy this Christmas tree stand
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/28/25 at 7:20 pm to Ingeniero
tGOAT
re: Nearby sex offender
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/28/25 at 11:10 am to SuperSaint
quote:
kicking his arse is always an option
Well no shite, but that wouldn’t make him move out and just make my family a target when I’m not home.
Plus- he’ll be going into prison as a child sex offender. He’s got a fair share of arse poundings headed his way soon.
re: Nearby sex offender
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/28/25 at 10:26 am to Privateer 2007
Have a similar situation in my neighborhood. The ~25 year old son of my neighbors got picked up for some CP and stalking charges about a year ago. The case got passed to the Feds and he hasn’t been convicted or sentenced yet.
Meanwhile, he’s staying with Mom and Dad and the whole neighborhood is rightfully pissed. There are a ton of young kids living within a few houses of him and not much anyone can do about it until he’s convicted.
If he is convicted, I believe it comes with a 5yr sentence so I’m hoping that’s the outcome and it happens soon.
Meanwhile, he’s staying with Mom and Dad and the whole neighborhood is rightfully pissed. There are a ton of young kids living within a few houses of him and not much anyone can do about it until he’s convicted.
If he is convicted, I believe it comes with a 5yr sentence so I’m hoping that’s the outcome and it happens soon.
re: Now the Annual Thanksgiving Play by Play Thread
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/27/25 at 10:11 am to Bunk Moreland
quote:
I have a cousin with a small bathroom directly off the kitchen/living room and I think it's a little awkward with a big group if someone spends ten minutes in there laying down a growler.
Did he at least turn the water and/or fan on?
re: Take two, I have a legit source.
Posted by Chris Farley on 11/20/25 at 11:01 pm to touchdownjeebus
Bricked tf up
Please be real
Please be real
re: New Orleans is broke
Posted by Chris Farley on 10/22/25 at 7:30 am to danilo
$57,500 of OT isn’t even enough for Teedy’s bodyguard/frick buddy
re: Signs you have hit rock bottom. Golden Corral version
Posted by Chris Farley on 10/6/25 at 5:23 pm to Ham And Glass
quote:
I've never been to a Golden Corral but I hope that they have AED kits somewhere adjacent to the gravy vat and the pallet of dinner rolls
First time I went I saw some whale get taken out in the meat wagon
re: NY Yankee experience
Posted by Chris Farley on 9/20/25 at 9:16 pm to UptownJoeBrown
230s in the outfield bleachers
Go to Billy’s before the game
ETA: go to Billy’s after the game too
Go to Billy’s before the game
ETA: go to Billy’s after the game too
re: TAF gave away my tickets
Posted by Chris Farley on 8/31/25 at 7:28 pm to tigerbank24
quote:
Was your mom also on the account? Was it clear they were your father’s tickets in the divorce?
Guessing this is the missing pertinent detail here.
Regardless, Sonic is the appropriate venue for mediation.
re: What era was peak Tiger Stadium?
Posted by Chris Farley on 6/28/25 at 7:44 am to reauxl tigers
The day they removed the piss wall from the South end zones men’s rooms was the day the magic died
re: Jobs that you’d like to do for a week but you won’t get paid for it.
Posted by Chris Farley on 5/3/25 at 3:05 pm to PeteRose
Car salesman, has to be easy as hell if you aren’t a slimy prick
I’d do better than LD did on Curb
I’d do better than LD did on Curb
re: Aaron Rodgers?
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/27/24 at 7:20 pm to BigTigerJoe
quote:
Brady and Brees are rumored as well.
F it. Sign all 3 to “prove it” deals and let them battle it out in camp.
re: Frontier Airlines won't turn plane around in air because woman left her cell phone at gate
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/19/24 at 1:02 pm to MrLSU
Can’t imagine why they now offer a $299 annual flight pass
re: Heavy lift helicopter just flew by campus down Brightside.
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/16/24 at 11:20 am to loogaroo
Yea it’s bringing your mother to my house
re: Thoughts on OU and their fan base?
Posted by Chris Farley on 12/1/24 at 7:15 am to Sull
Even fatter than expected
re: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you in Tiger Stadium?
Posted by Chris Farley on 10/7/24 at 7:27 pm to cbree88
Student section in 2009 or so. A wasp lands on a girls head sitting right in front of me and I gently swat it away slightly grazing her head. She takes this as me hitting her. She doesn’t believe my true, but albeit far fetched wasp story. Argument ensues, we’re both too drunk to come to an agreement or make her understand I was trying to help her. Eventually agree to disagree.
10 minutes later some fat bald biker frick(her Dad) storms up the stairs and grabs me by the throat and offers to kill me. Tried to explain the situation again to no avail, cops get involved, he’s removed from student section and my group moves away from his dumb bitch daughter.
Following home game she ends up sitting right in front of me again. Didn’t even bother, just got up and moved.
That and 2012 Bama are my top 2.
10 minutes later some fat bald biker frick(her Dad) storms up the stairs and grabs me by the throat and offers to kill me. Tried to explain the situation again to no avail, cops get involved, he’s removed from student section and my group moves away from his dumb bitch daughter.
Following home game she ends up sitting right in front of me again. Didn’t even bother, just got up and moved.
That and 2012 Bama are my top 2.
re: Ever been part of a sports team (h.s. and above) that was completely drubbed in a game?
Posted by Chris Farley on 9/16/24 at 9:03 pm to chinhoyang
Played in a best ball golf tournament with a buddy when we were in college. We mostly played casually ant the time and typically shot high 90s.
We both played like absolute dog shite and shot a 106. Would have shot a 104 but the dickheads we played with enforced a 2-stoke penalty for not putting out a ball 3 inches from the hole. Not suprisingly, we got dead last.
We both played like absolute dog shite and shot a 106. Would have shot a 104 but the dickheads we played with enforced a 2-stoke penalty for not putting out a ball 3 inches from the hole. Not suprisingly, we got dead last.
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